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CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
My girlfriend has been away all this week, and what with the lack of sex and abundance of free time, I've just spent all my time drinking beer and eating too much. Now she's gonna come back tomorrow and be like "OMG FATTY!"
So my question is: all you fat people, how do you make yourself attractive to the opposite sex?
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do her from behind, then she wont have to see your fat ass
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Pfft, that goes without saying. I just wanna know how all the fatties of the board get their game on.
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i think fat people have sex just like normal people.
i don't see my boyfriend for months at a time, but normally it's him who puts on weight and me who loses it - we're going in two different directions. i don't mind. he is cuddly.
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This thread seems to have less comic potential than I had wished. I wanted stories of obese guys taping their huge bellies between their legs and shit.
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Get a mine, I mean Cat-a-mean, know whudimsain?
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you're fat, sucked in
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Maybe your girlfriend has put on weight so speak to her about your weight. |
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I still smoke cigarettes, around 20 a day so that aint the problem. And it's not like I've become a real lard-ass, I've just built a lil beer belly thing over this week. I'm not looking for serious weight loss tips, I just wanted to hear funny stories about fat people.
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WELL MAYBE BEING FAT ISN'T FUNNY, TUBSTER! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, JACK BLACK?
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LOLZ my own joke made me laugh, lame!
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So this fat guy walks in a bar....
Hope you find this funny: http://www.comics101.com/guestlectur.../35/5flash.jpg http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives...swanderson.gif http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/72/jo59.gif http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives...5swan_kaye.gif
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Are your parents fat ?. |
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I knew this kid who was pretty fat but he always had a girl. Not like chubby fat, like actual "shop at the big and tall store" fat. He just was very confident. Wasnt pushy or over the line but stood his ground on stuff and was outspoken. Women appreciated it, I think.
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I have a 'mummy tummy' and so like darkness and nighties.
If I were a fat bloke, I'd bonk in a t-shirt, or some kind of costume. Plus, it's getting cold, so unless Marks and Spencers come up with crotchless PJ's, I see no reason or sense in nakedness. |
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im fat and i never had sex
fuck it all makes sense now!
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I heard fat people drug the people they are about to have sex with
but making fun of fat people is mean, so fuck on fat people!
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to answer the question - with the light off. and make sure you don't capture a glimpse of yourself in the mirror or you'll end up crying.
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Actually I had the impression that most porn features FAT women. Sucks for fat men...
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