KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!!!

[RobMoney$]

Shaq Diesel freestyle dis on Kobe Bryant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLLIUr-NePw


Fuckin Hilarous

[TurdBerglar]

hahahaha!

[b i o n i c]

bitch, how my dictate?!

[Gareth]

luol

[RobMoney$]

Kobe ratted me out
That's why I'm gettin divorced?



WTF's up with that!?!?!!



**is eagerly waiting for Kobe's response freestyle**

[checkyourprez]

^when kobe was in trouble with his rape case he said he should have done like shaq and just paid the woman off.



but shaq is the fucking man. kobe is a little bitch. i really do hope he never wins another championship, forever casting doubt on his abilities.

[YoungRemy]

"I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em..."

[Whatitis]

Pretty weak by any standards by Shaq. Dudes team can't even got out of the frirst round of the playoffs and would have been killed by the Lakers if they did. Next years regular season is going to be interesting if Shaq can stay healthy eeerrrr fit. To blame Kobe for his divorce is a cheap shot. Shaq has no one to blame there but himself. Shaq is notorious for being "player" and always has been way before Kobe ratted him out. I don't agree with Kobe on that at all but Shaq needs to own up to himself on that issue. And was that a dis on Kareem? Weak, very weak. I used to be a big Shaq fan but his antics are childlike at best.

[YoungRemy]

well put. dissing kareem and ewing doesn't make Shaq a bigger man.
theres no way he was going to throw Dream under the bus

Originally Posted by Shaq

"Hakeem dusted my butt"

but Kobe and Shaq buried the hatchet and Shaq is bringing it back...


that being said, Kobe is a bitchmade punk

[Yeti]

Originally Posted by YoungRemy

"I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em..."

This is information I do not need to know and he has 6 kids so he needs to get over it.

[RobMoney$]

Originally Posted by YoungRemy

well put. dissing kareem and ewing doesn't make Shaq a bigger man.

He was outta line dissing Kareem, but not Ewing.

Last time I checked Ewing has ZERO rings. Shaq has 4 of them bitches.

[Yeti]

The sheriff took his badge.

PHOENIX -- Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse later that year.

"I want his two badges back," Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they're fired. I don't condone this type of racial conduct."

Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that "Kobe couldn't do without me." O'Neal skewers the Lakers' star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him.

"I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever," O'Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O'Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn't immediately respond.

Arpaio, who describes himself as "America's Toughest Sheriff" and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn't expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.

"Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I don't think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn't there," Arpaio said.

O'Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat. He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February.

[TurdBerglar]

what an old cunt

[YoungRemy]

Originally Posted by RobMoney$

He was outta line dissing Kareem, but not Ewing.

Last time I checked Ewing has ZERO rings. Shaq has 4 of them bitches.

and now he has ZERO class. lots of hall-of-fame ballers don't have rings, most specifically Karl Malone and Charles Barkley. why Ewing?

in related news, Shaq lost his volunteer deputy status in two counties...