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I would have a shit before dinner if I felt it was on the way 3 60.00%
I would wait until after dinner to have a shit 1 20.00%
I really don't know 0 0%
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Old 07-27-2010, 02:37 PM
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You know when you feel a poo coming on before dinner, do you poo or wait until after dinner to make your deposit?

I have the urge to go now but my dinner is almost done so I think I might.



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Old 07-27-2010, 02:46 PM
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depends whats cooking, if its just a case of turning the oven down then i'll do that, go for speed dump, wash hands , eat.

If the food is past the point of no return and in danger of going cold then i'll throw it down my neck, and go for a nice long relaxing poo afterwards



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Old 07-27-2010, 04:33 PM
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Why not do both at the same time?



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Old 07-27-2010, 04:52 PM
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Why not do both at the same time?
You can't have your shit, and eat it too.



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Old 07-27-2010, 05:40 PM
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I pressed the wrong button.

I take a dump at every opportunity that presents itself.

But I generally only go once a day in the morning right after breakfast, seems pretty regular like that but I dunno if that is weird cus people seem to go at random times. hmmms.

Sitting through dinner knowing you need I dump I feel would spoil my dinner.
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Old 07-27-2010, 11:54 PM
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a poop always takes precedence



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