Vampire or Werewolf?

[Nuzzolese]

I just saw a really short trailer for the movie New Moon, which is the sequal to Tilight. And it looks pretty awesome because there's a buff shirtless werewolf who saves the girl's life after her vampire boyfriend had to leave her so his family wouldn't try to eat her whenever she got a paper cut.

This begs the question: Let's say you're a teenaged girl, would you rather be dating a vampire or a werewolf?

I think I would rather date the werewolf because he'd be warmer and probably cuddlier - like a dog. And I wouldn't have to worry about him being constantly enticed to suck my blood. Although I probably would have to worry about him chewing up my shoes and possibly drooling on me. But that's okay when you think about how we could go to the beach together (where I could tie a bandana around his neck and he could catch a frisbee in the air - in human form, of course.) Meanwhile, the vampire boyfriend would probably keep me up all night with his depressing banter seeing as he doesn't sleep and he's immortal.

But then see, it's hard to know what you're going to get with either of them because there are so many various legends. I guess you just have to take chances in love. So which would you choose? What would you risk? Either way you could get eaten!

[hpdrifter]

Vampire.

But maybe that's because I think it's sexier. You said it, it really depends on which parts of each legend you subscribe to.

[funk63]

I wanna be a vampires slut.

[MC Moot]

teenage girls are so shallow these day’s…I mean what’s it take for a zombie or a hunchback or my man Frankenstein to get some luv’n?...equal consideration amongst and for the monstrous…that’s what I’m talking bout…

[Nuzzolese]

I would be interested in going out with the Goblin King. I'm no teenage girl but who is he to be so picky, surrounded by muppets who don't even laugh at his jokes? He had his chance with Jennifer Connelly, he ruined it, it's slim pickens.

[DipDipDive]

Werewolf. He'd hump me like an animal and then I could tell him to sleep outside so I wouldn't have to hear him snore. Plus I wouldn't become what he is as I would if I was with a vampire.

I'd like to go out with Scotty's alien companion from Star Trek.

[MC Moot]

Originally Posted by DipDipDive

I'd like to go out with Scotty's alien companion from Star Trek.

green alien love…

[HEIRESS]

Why should I have to choose?

[Nuzzolese]

There's always the danger of becoming what he is, either way. The danger is greater with the vampire because he's constantly bloodthirsty. The werewolf could bite you. I would rather be a werewolf, I think. I do like the idea of being very beautiful and seductive like the vampires, but I hate the idea of being confined to it and never changing; I'm conflicted over the prospect of immortality.

[Chicka B]

I like the grim reaper, he's all mysterious and powerful. I bet he's a real sadist in bed.

[destructo]

What about zombies? They can be pretty hot if they try.

[mate_spawn_die]

i want to fuck the mummy

what a hunk