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Isn't fellatio banned in some US states?
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Maybe it's time to start openning up fellatio clinics all over the US
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ASsman, fellation M.D.
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hahaha i'm sending this to everyone i know.
good show.
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Urm... That article IS urban legend, yea? Not that I am complaining or owt...
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A guy tells his wife that she has three choices.
She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her. The wive says, "I don't want to go hunting because its cold out, and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob." So she's down there doing her thing and suddenly she says, "your dick tastes like shit!" The guy says, "yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either."
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suck my balls.
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I wonder how many men told their wives/girlfriends a/b that?
Sheryl Crow will never have cancer, oh wait, they pumped her stomach. |
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Stop talking about oral sex. You will go to hell if you do, or if you even think about it. Your body is a temple and shouldn't be tainted.
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Stop talking about oral sex. You will go to hell if you do, or if you even think about it. Your body is a temple and shouldn't be tainted.
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Jesus Christ was crucified on the cross, bore all your sins, died and rose on the 3rd day, so you would not have to spend an eternity in hell. He did all that regardless if you believe in him or not. That is unconditional love. |
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What God does or does feel or do is up to him, and you no more know what God thinks does or feels than anyone else here. And yet you are convinced that your view (and it is only yours, even most fundamentalists would point out the flaws in your arguments, and they are creationists) is FACT. Well, you aren't God, despite your heretical supposition. You are not the messiah, you are not a prophet. You're just some stupid hick who read the bible, misunderstood all the important aspects of it, and then starts lecturing people like a cross between a savant and a parrot. Memorising chunks of the bible doesn't make you an expert, it doesn't even make you knowledgeable. It's sad that someone can dedicate so much of their time and effort to something, and yet totally miss the point. And if it wasn't enough that you were wasting your time on it, you're hear spouting off wasting *OUR* time too. |
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I think that you have read at least some of the bible, but was unable to comprehend it and therefore wrote it off as fiction. If you can back up your argument about my views with scripture, I would be willing to listen. You are correct in saying that what God does is up to him, I have no argument there. I am glad that you acknowledge that he exists. |
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You're like one of the disciples hearing the parable of the good Samirtan, and instead of going "Ahhhh, I see, he is saying that we shouldn't pre-judge people based on assumptions about them based on stereotypes and generalisations." you are taking it literally and going "Oh, so there is one good man in Sumatra who won't go to hell. That is nice to know." Your mind is too small to perceive a greater truth, so you just believe the literal meaning as truth. Catching all the words, but the meaning slipping by. Quote:
When I want to fix a car, I reach for a manual, not the bible. And guess what, more cars get fixed by technical no-how than prayer. That's why people do jobs instead of praying all day. What to hear God speaking to you? Instead of assuming that whatever drivel you read into (not read from) the bible is "God speaking to you" - take a look around at what works in the world. Technology, science, progress. That is God saying "I'm not a wizard, I'm a scientist." Quote:
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how does a fight break out in a cocksucking thread?
while we're on the cocksucking subject, does anyone else think of fellatio when they see the name Fallujah? |
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Science is not capable of commenting on teleological subjects such as morals, ethics, meaning and purpose. Dawkins is in error when he claims science can do so. He is being intellectually dishonest when he palms off his metaphysical speculations as if they were scientific conclusions. Science has nothing to say, good or bad, about teleology. IMHO the only sensible thing is to adhere to Gould's Non-Overlapping Magesteria (NOMA). So what is wrong with using both eyes and avoiding the willful ignorance of the fundamentalist and the nihilism of the atheist?
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No shit?
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showp...92&postcount=5 Also, the site isn't legit. Take a goosey at some of the products they are hocking. Last edited by Ace42 : 11-21-2004 at 06:39 PM. |
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"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine"
True or not it sounds like a wise choice to make anyway. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
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interesting
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