Sexual Frustration

[DipDipDive]

Goddamnit

[Kid Presentable]

Blue walls?

[DipDipDive]

Yes.

[Kid Presentable]

Thanks, folks. Good night!

[DipDipDive]

Thanks for nothing.

[Kid Presentable]

Real life and internet, I lets em down.

[Audio.]

dudes, can I film? I gotta make a quick buck for rent.

[Bob]

vv

[Adam]

Sha la la la la la la la la dee da

[Randetica]

dicks are overrated, i would rather want to get the hell cuddled out by a guy (a hot guy)

[monkey]

dicks are not overrated in the least. i dont need to be hugged or cuddled, i got friends and family who can do that. i can completely relate to sexual frustration right now. but i'm trying to not just pick any random loser. it's hard. there's a ton of random losers.

[Randetica]

Originally Posted by monkey

dicks are not overrated in the least.

they are.

Originally Posted by monkey

i dont need to be hugged or cuddled, i got friends and family who can do that.

i dont.

[b i o n i c]

im getting raped by two ladies next weekend *confetti*

[rirv]

Originally Posted by monkey

dicks are not overrated in the least. i dont need to be hugged or cuddled, i got friends and family who can do that. i can completely relate to sexual frustration right now. but i'm trying to not just pick any random loser. it's hard. there's a ton of random losers.

Reading between the lines you want some cock and you want it hard.

[Dorothy Wood]

see what happens when you post pictures in the family album, rirv?

[rirv]

STRICTLY NO CUDDLING OR EMOTION SHALL BE INVOLVED

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by rirv

Reading between the lines you want some cock and you want it hard.

Mmmmmmmmmm.

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by Bob

vv

Are those supposed to be hands? Ears? I don't get it.

[Bob]

hands. he's shrugging, like "i wouldn't know anything about that"

[DipDipDive]

I would kind of rather be in your position, Bob. Because take it from me, having occasional sex is almost more frustrating than having no sex at all.

[checkyourprez]

had sex in the back of a honda civic last night.

i think it was an '03.

[DipDipDive]

Oh! That sounds like a fun challenge. They aren't the most spacious of vehicles. Two-door or four-door? Was it difficult?

[Freebasser]

This is like one of those good old fashioned sex threads from '04

[Randetica]

lets go to masturbateforpeace.com, problem solved.

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by Freebasser

This is like one of those good old fashioned sex threads from '04

I'm bringing sexy back. Too bad it's happening on here and not, ya know, in my life.

[Freebasser]

Seriously... give Bob a go

[Bob]

Originally Posted by Freebasser

Seriously... give Bob a go

hey, that's the tagline for my law firm! you're just lucky the copyright hasn't come through yet

[Freebasser]

Wasn't I the only person in your bar exam thread to get a question right?

Shouldn't that make me a shareholder in your law firm or summat?

[Adam]

I really want Bob to get laid - we all do I think.

So for me - erm, gah - 2 months. I don't mind too much, I have two good strong hands.

[b i o n i c]

i don't believe that bob is really a virgin. you've all been had