A Birthday Poem For Adam Horovitz

[stipemanblue]

"A Birthday Poem For Adam Horovitz"

So I drove my car on PCH for a bit
Thinking about Adam's birthday gift

It was minutes after watching his 89 film
And it gave me this thought on where to begin

What to give a chosen rapper of God's
Can an item be worthy in a catalogue?

On Broadway I could take him to Famiglia for a pepperoni slice.
Maybe in a swimming pool or car he'd need a flotation device

Presents make hardely any sense
So here's my humblest of compliments

Does a Beastie Boy realize what joy he brings
When he's on the mic or strumming strings?

-John Stover

[Kid Presentable]

This was originally for a suicidal Armenian girl, but I think it works for a birthday too.

under the moonlight
loading bay
orangepeel on my shoe my lug what up boo?
we caressin well you caressin me
damn security yo lay lo
like a condor peelin apples for a salad usin apples
a put my stick in the toffee
oooh lala in your pepe le peu
may god
oh shit i love your panties
let me try them on
can i borrow a hairclip damn my effervescence is pleasant
i be up in you bubbly
like a thrush remedy
my crew think i fell of for fallin in youe flytrap
bastin ham for christmas, yo we always had the turkeys.

*break*

i jump out the bush yellin supplies
you see it my eyes
we a three man tent with a team packin in
i chill in a shopping cart
like six pounds of olive
like a balck smith but not will
hammer your horse shoe
good looks yo can i use some lipgloss?
my shytts dryin up when it gets windy
i wanna be ur husband
aquaphobic sealion
hurry up a n give the password to the poonani
im just playin
rose leafes on the bed
bread hollowed out and placed upon my head
oh shit i gopt a bread hat
did you get that
sing along with me
oh shit i got a bread hat
alram clock ringing i hit the cooze like its snooze
pushin with my hand like og de Souza on a cruise
undo my suspenders but
dont laugh
at the boing
i could eat your toes
oh shit you know how crushes goes

[JoLovesMCA]

Very interesting poems but I like. That's cool and thoughtful guys.