i miss talking shit with random strangers on the internet

[TurdBerglar]

seems like people don't like doing that anymore

[Guy Incognito]

i have nothing to say but i think its not right to not have responses to this thread.

you do come up with some random stuff which i always enjoy reading if not always responding.

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm always surprised by how many people still come here. Like, not many people post but whenever some shit goes down suddenly they're all crawling out the woodwork.

[Lyman Zerga]

they can suck me sideways

[TurdBerglar]

I can't stand it when you go to a fast food joint and the person ordering in front of you has no fucking clue what they're doing. asking crazy questions and taking way too fucking long. and you're standing behind them screaming to yourself all like.... NO THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING KEY LIME PIE! IT'S A FUCKING GOD DAMN SUBWAY!

then the two white trash all-stars sitting at the other table are trying to flirt with you and get you to sit with them. and you just want to sit down by yourself in peace and eat your sandwich then go back to work. fuck off with your meth faces and yellow teeth and your C-section scars that everyone can see because if your cheap ass booty shorts were rolled down any lower your nasty ass cunt would be on display to these (mostly)fine patrons of subway.

[Lyman Zerga]

whats the point of a c-section scar when you cant show it off?

[Guy Incognito]

white trash all stars is a good name for a band

[abbott]

North Korea threatens to wage war on USA over Seth Rogen and James Franco’s Kim Jong-un assassination film

I read the article and I could not help but think North Korea must have invested in this film.

[TurdBerglar]

the local six flags is closing down this epic wooden roller coaster that's scary as shit and beats the snot out of you. I almost fell out of it when I was ten. it's from a time way before the park was bought out by six flags and when it was actually a nice pleasant place to hang out at. owned by a local family. I'd get a seasons pass every year and go there like once a week. you'd bump into your friends and just hang out and have fun. it was like going to a city park with greens spaces and trees that fucking had roller coasters, bumper cars and rides. since six flags has owned it, it's now completely over developed, over crowded and full of rude intruders and massive groups of people that are there together all excited and wearing corny t-shirts from whatever group they came with. waiting in line for fucking hours because it's so fucking packed. that roller coaster was ALWAYS the first and last ride we went on. tradition. im sad about this. it's strange. I haven't been there in so long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e3jdLavI5E

[abbott]

six flags over texas was a baby sitter for my parents when I was between 1-4 grade. They would drop me off and pick me up at the end of the day. Now they look to see kids have adult supervision.

we had the wooden Judge Roy Scream that was all wood and looked like it was about to fall apart as you were riding.

Anyway, you know what is fucked up? Waving at people riding motorcycles.

[TurdBerglar]

1-4 grade??? the fuck?

[abbott]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

1-4 grade??? the fuck?

yep

dont forget I was crew leader at Chick-Fil-A with 3 years experience at 15.

Six Falgs, no adults, and a $20 bill.

or Wet and Wild which was probably cooler to me.

Drop off at 10 and pick up at 7. Cheapest day care in town.

[abbott]

oh yea

taking my wife to 311 tonight

[abbott]

whattha

fucka

isa

Chinese downhill?

[miss soul fire]

No more foreign friends for me, which sucks.

I still love my avatar though.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by miss soul fire

No more foreign friends for me, which sucks.

Huh??

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec

I get really addicted to this song every once in a while

it's so fucking infectious

so much funk. so smooth and quirky. weird perfection.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec

I get really addicted to this song every once in a while

it's so fucking infectious

so much funk. so smooth and quirky. weird perfection.

Ya boy Johnny Lennon on backing vocals, too. Classic.

[miss soul fire]

Originally Posted by Lex Diamonds

Huh??

I used to talk to some people online, especially foreigners and I liked it, now I don't talk to them anymore, just because. I liked it very much though.

[GreenEarthAl]

ATTN: MSF

Roby,

Please watch this video and tell me what they're talking about if you want to. It makes me very curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9We-_vQSlI

[camo]

Originally Posted by miss soul fire

I used to talk to some people online, especially foreigners and I liked it, now I don't talk to them anymore, just because. I liked it very much though.

But you're doing it now

[abbott]

I saw this shit

If I had the video I would have 10k
Anyway
H
Fat chick with 150 pound ass drops a Harley on her leg

Then she escapes

Then she tries to pick up her bike

Her as was at least 150 pounds

She could not pick up her bike

I was waiting on her to turn

Other closer helped

Her ass was bigger than the bike

Her trying to pick up the bike solo on video would of won me $10 k

No video

I was 2?min late

Her Harley had fucked up dents on the right side

Peace out for now

[abbott]

I mean she dropped her bike on her leg

She then tried to pick up her bike

She was going no where

The 2 cars closer to me jumped out and helped

I was 15 minutes late to my girlies

They did not understand

[Lyman Zerga]

cool story, bro

[Yetra Flam]

I can't write about this anywhere else because people will think I'm either being judgemental or gross, but....

Every time I go to the gym, there is this girl there who completely stinks up the locker room with what Im assuming is her vagina. It is horrible. I think maybe she has a problem or an infection or something. Can a person complain about this? Is it mean or inappropriate?

[kate]

HI!

[abbott]

No confidentiality…

So at the end, the last word…. No confidentiality….

I guess that means I can talk about it….

I mean when the insurance paid guy say @ $350 dollar per hour guy says…

no its not that simple. We cant end it right now and be done that easily. 3 attorneys and myself get paid by the hour, you’ll be here all day. Cancel your tee time. 8 hours later, we are all on the same page I was on at 9:30 am. I am so happy the attorneys got paid by my Insurance. Not to be confused with health insurance.

Anyway, the only other bigger misuse of funds I have seen is the tax paid attorney. That’s a whole other confidential deal.

I am guessing when the BB sued monster, they paid the attorneys cash, leading to a quick resolution….

On another note I got offered a job by a high profile law enforcement type to buy weed. Sounds cool, but I cant get paid to put my friends in jail. Not to mention I have to buy it without smoking it if i accept.

[TurdBerglar]

check this shit out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZVQm1ENqY

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

check this shit out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZVQm1ENqY

cool jam

[ma belle]

Well I haven't darkened this doorstep for a while! Hi all old and new. And here's some random shit for you-

I recommend cheesy chocky biscuits to quell insatiable munchies..
Take any cheese and place a slice on any chocolate biscuit and voila!
The more expensive the cheese and biscuit the bigger the hit.

I should say, a biscuit in the UK is a close proximity to a cookie in the US, but its drier and more crunchy… like this - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news...p0wAWtRbAnfuE6

Definitely not a biscuit like in the US though.