White Whines

[yeahwho]

This website of white wines eerily resembles this board.

[abcdefz]

What about the one where slow people are walking abreast on the sidewalk, oblivious, and you can't get past?

[yeahwho]

Damn this garage door remote sucks down the batteries in less than a month.

[abcdefz]

I hate it when people complain instead of just getting rechargeable batteries.

[yeahwho]

just for that last comment i'm taking my Buick lucernes auto alarm off silence, enjoy the daily beep. double beep I'm leaving, single beep i'm home.

[yeahwho]

these are some very legit whines actually... Ralph Nader should address them his presidential campaign.... you know, now that Hillary's gone

“Hey R.E.M., you wanna at least tell us when tickets go on sale?”

“My chiropractor has the worst selection of magazines in his waiting room; I mean, thanks, but I already read November’s issue of Golf…back in November!”

“I can’t get any sleep on these terrible 180 thread count sheets!”

“Another summer, another disappointment: I guess Dave Matthews Band is just never going to play Salt Lake City.”