CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'

[Lex Diamonds]

My girlfriend has been away all this week, and what with the lack of sex and abundance of free time, I've just spent all my time drinking beer and eating too much. Now she's gonna come back tomorrow and be like "OMG FATTY!"

So my question is: all you fat people, how do you make yourself attractive to the opposite sex?

[icy manipulator]

do her from behind, then she wont have to see your fat ass

[Lex Diamonds]

Pfft, that goes without saying. I just wanna know how all the fatties of the board get their game on.

[Otis Driftwood]

Originally Posted by The Padster

Pfft,

Lay off the grease, man. You're already breathing heavy and puffin...

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by Otis Driftwood

Lay off the grease, man. You're already breathing heavy and puffin...

I've actually got a throat infection too. I've decided I'm just not gonna tell her about it and let her have it too.

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread seems to have less comic potential than I had wished. I wanted stories of obese guys taping their huge bellies between their legs and shit.

[na§tee]

i think fat people have sex just like normal people.

i don't see my boyfriend for months at a time, but normally it's him who puts on weight and me who loses it - we're going in two different directions. i don't mind. he is cuddly.

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by The Padster

Pfft, that goes without saying. I just wanna know how all the fatties of the board get their game on.

switch from the puff puff give to ciggies, that way you wont get the munchies and the nicotine will suppress your hunger

[Otis Driftwood]

Get a mine, I mean Cat-a-mean, know whudimsain?

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

switch from the puff puff give to ciggies, that way you wont get the munchies and the nicotine will suppress your hunger

I quit blazing about 2 months ago and I've been smoking for around 3 years.

[Planetary]

Originally Posted by The Padster

quit

quitttttttttt

[amelie hart]

Originally Posted by The Padster

I quit blazing about 2 months ago and I've been smoking for around 3 years.

People put on weight when they stop smoking so either eat healthy or go back to the cigarettes.
Maybe your girlfriend has put on weight so speak to her about your weight.