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Old 03-13-2010, 12:33 PM
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assholes!

Frat boys be all up in my face this morning. If you're wearing a metallic green Dr. Suess hat at 9:30 a.m. on a saturday...you've got a drinking problem. I'm sorry.

On my way to work I saw there was already a line outside of the most douchebagged bar in the city. BEFORE 10 AM.

I saw a chick wearing a green garter belt over her jeans.

I should probably just go home now after I board up the store. Or sell beer.



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Old 03-13-2010, 03:35 PM
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You need to get some industrial strength green paint in stock so that these pricks stay green all year and only then will they know how it's not easy being green like Kermit.



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Old 03-13-2010, 04:31 PM
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they had the parade here in town this morning. easily the largest one of any holiday parade.


i avoided that show, but i am headed into town for a show a little later and i'm wondering how awful it might be. everyone will probably be plastered by the time i get there...



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Old 03-13-2010, 04:34 PM
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i love irish people and everything but st patricks day is the worst! if you need a reason to quit drinkin, check out a st patricks day parade/party sober



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Old 03-13-2010, 06:23 PM
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Here in Boston we do have quite a few bozos who come out on St. Patty's Day. The big parade in Southie is tomorrow. I've never been...but I've heard its just a bunch of drunks.



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Old 03-13-2010, 06:26 PM
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Here in Boston we do have quite a few bozos who come out on St. Patty's Day. The big parade in Southie is tomorrow. I've never been...but I've heard its just a bunch of drunks.
i hear that about southie generally
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Old 03-13-2010, 11:46 PM
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assholes!

Frat boys be all up in my face this morning. If you're wearing a metallic green Dr. Suess hat at 9:30 a.m. on a saturday...you've got a drinking problem. I'm sorry.

On my way to work I saw there was already a line outside of the most douchebagged bar in the city. BEFORE 10 AM.

I saw a chick wearing a green garter belt over her jeans.

I should probably just go home now after I board up the store. Or sell beer.





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Old 03-14-2010, 12:41 AM
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way to stick up for your frat boy brethren!



it appears the rain has dampened the partying outdoors, but a few clubs i passed from my car appeared to be humping.



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Old 03-14-2010, 04:22 AM
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thank god i'm colorblind



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Old 03-14-2010, 11:23 AM
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way to stick up for your frat boy brethren!



it appears the rain has dampened the partying outdoors, but a few clubs i passed from my car appeared to be humping.

fratboys are ghey.

dont lump me in with them columbo.
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Old 03-17-2010, 02:07 AM
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!



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Old 03-17-2010, 02:57 AM
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I asked my friends if anyone was doing anything today. The replies I got was: "when is it", "I'm not Irish", "I don't drink". The last one was a lie.

St Patrick's Day in the UK, or at least Sheffield where the Irish descendant population is fairly low relatively, is quiet unless on a weekend. Its one of the things I love about americans, they know how to make a party out of anything.
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Old 03-17-2010, 08:55 AM
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To me it's National Guinness Day. I have a can sitting on my desk left over from a few weeks ago.

I'll probably just drink that, being the party animal that I am



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Old 03-17-2010, 09:03 AM
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My day will consist of sleeping...since I worked all night...then heading back to work at 7p for another 12 hour shift!



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Old 03-17-2010, 10:52 AM
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Are the gay's allowed to march in Boston's parade yet?



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Old 03-17-2010, 12:31 PM
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Have a great St. Patty's Day everyone!!!



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Old 03-17-2010, 12:47 PM
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I'm gonna listen to House of Pain and drink some green Budweiser. That's how Irish I am.



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Old 03-17-2010, 06:35 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU

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Old 03-17-2010, 06:39 PM
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i warched angelas ashes again in honor of me oirish mates, good movie

it made me watch gangs of ny again afterwards



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Old 03-17-2010, 07:09 PM
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it made me watch gangs of ny again afterwards
I thought I was the only one who liked that movie!



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Old 03-17-2010, 07:49 PM
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what?!

LOVE that flick or did you mean angelas ashes



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Old 03-17-2010, 08:18 PM
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no, Gangs of New York!

I am fascinated by that whole section of New York's history. When I went to New York my favorite thing I did was the Lower Eastside Tenement Museum.



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Old 03-18-2010, 01:05 PM
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I stayed home and read An Leabhar Cheanannais by candle light. Supper included colcannon, soda farls, and a delicious pure pot still whiskey.



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