My living room looks like something out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Freebasser]

There's beer all over every surface, a hockey stick, 50+ empty bottles, an american football coated in washing-up liquid and cake smeared all over the floor, walls and curtains like faeces.

Oh and there's sick up the wall and over the floor in the corridor outside my room.

I don't remember 33% of it :/