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11-23-2006, 08:52 AM

Lex Diamonds Lex Diamonds is offline

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CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'

My girlfriend has been away all this week, and what with the lack of sex and abundance of free time, I've just spent all my time drinking beer and eating too much. Now she's gonna come back tomorrow and be like "OMG FATTY!"

So my question is: all you fat people, how do you make yourself attractive to the opposite sex?

I'm going off, getting paid and I don't ask why

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