World Cup Previews - Squads

[paul jones]

North Korea!

GK Ri Myong-Guk ( what a guy! )
GK Kim Myong-Gil ( swims like a fish)
GK Kim Myong-Won ( a real winner)
DF Nam Song-Chol ( gets the crowd singing)
DF Ri Kwang-Chon ( likes dogs)
DF Pak Chol-Jin ( also likes dogs)
DF Cha Jong-Hyok (don't know him)
DF Ri Jun-Il ( his wife is lovely)
DF Ri Kwang-Hyok ( likes trannies)
DF Pak Nam-Chol ( likes to play Pac-Man at the local arcade)
MF Kim Yong-Jun ( also likes trannies)
MF Mun In-Guk ( likes dogs and trannies)
MF Pak Nam-Chol ( prefers Space Invaders)
MF Ahn Young-Hak ( the youngest of the team)
MF Ji Yun-Nam ( once went on holiday to Ireland)
MF Ri Chol-Myong ( hates dogs)
MF Kim Kyong-Il ( looks a bit like a gorilla)
MF Pak Sung-Hyok ( has every record by Steely Dan)
FW Hong Yong-Jo (c) ( the main man)
FW Jong Tae-Se ( collects insect legs )
FW Choe Kum-Chol ( the money-shot expert)
FW An Chol-Hyok ( is better at darts)
FW Kim Kum-Il ( is a trannie)