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Old 05-21-2008, 01:55 PM
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I missed out on a booty call with a super hot comedian dude and now all I can think about today is boners!

fucking cell phone battery

someone take my mind off boners



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Old 05-21-2008, 01:58 PM
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if you missed out on one booty call because of a technicality, you'll get another one from the same dude soon, believe me. consider yerself lucky ; ) he'll be back. BONERS!



she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say

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Old 05-21-2008, 02:00 PM
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No I don't think so...he took it back soon enough because it's a "bad idea"

which it totally is because we are working in a sketch group together

But i don't fucking care!!!! BONERS!



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Old 05-21-2008, 02:21 PM
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was it zach galifinakis?!



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Old 05-21-2008, 02:29 PM
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No I don't think so...he took it back soon enough because it's a "bad idea"

which it totally is because we are working in a sketch group together

But i don't fucking care!!!! BONERS!

because it's a bad idea is the reason it'a also a good idea. feels good to do things you know you probably shouldn't. heh.

I can't stop you from thinking about boners...because now that you mentioned it theres a giant hard cock floating around in my brain.



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lol




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Old 05-21-2008, 02:31 PM
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Hahaha last night when we were hanging out I was pretending to write sketch ideas while actually drawing a penis.

Jesus. Christ. Heissohot.



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Old 05-21-2008, 03:01 PM
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go and check my "it looks like a giant...." thread. It will surely keep boners off of your mind.



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Old 05-21-2008, 03:11 PM
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go and check my "it looks like a giant...." thread. It will surely keep boners off of your mind.
dammit, i was going to do that...screw it i'll do it anyway

here dandy this will help

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0



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Old 05-21-2008, 03:28 PM
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Bonerbonerbonerbonerbonerdickdickboner

i am going to be seeing him tonight and tomorrow night (with friends)

heeeere's hopin!



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Old 05-21-2008, 03:42 PM
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get some!



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Old 05-21-2008, 07:04 PM
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This thread just gave ME a boner!...



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Old 05-21-2008, 10:14 PM
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because it's a bad idea is the reason it'a also a good idea. feels good to do things you know you probably shouldn't. heh.

I can't stop you from thinking about boners...because now that you mentioned it theres a giant hard cock floating around in my brain.
I have a giant hard cock floating around IN MY PANTS



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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 05-21-2008, 10:56 PM
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T minus 3 hours and counting...

I need to wear something that conveys "do me" but make it look like I am not trying too hard



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Old 05-22-2008, 12:09 AM
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tube top and capri pants!

or or, tank top and hot pants!

or or or halter top and no pants!



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Old 05-22-2008, 12:21 AM
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dammit, i was going to do that...screw it i'll do it anyway

here dandy this will help

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0
Sorry bob,

I'm quick on the post
I'll make a new thread
I'll make a new topic and this is what it said...

/Paul Revere style

I'm just wondering if they remade the whole Austin Powers scene in Russian as the reaction.

"It looks like a big..... Sputnik"



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Old 05-22-2008, 02:03 AM
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This thread has me in suspense. So DID SHE get some?! *awaits*
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Old 05-22-2008, 02:14 AM
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drumroll please.....


and no. not tonight. Would i really be posting right now?

I'm thinking tomorrow though. A few of us are going to see Indiana Jones so I'm hoping to score after that.



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Old 05-22-2008, 02:51 AM
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harrison ford is a powerful aphrodisiac



my nuts

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Old 05-22-2008, 05:44 AM
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He guarantees no solo action.
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:59 AM
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and no. not tonight. Would i really be posting right now?

I'm thinking tomorrow though. A few of us are going to see Indiana Jones so I'm hoping to score after that.
take erotic pictures
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Old 05-22-2008, 09:51 AM
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He guarantees no solo action.
LOL



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Old 05-22-2008, 11:41 AM
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He guarantees no solo action.
and at the very least a nice Han' job.



Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 05-22-2008, 12:39 PM
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^ haha that was good
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Old 05-22-2008, 12:46 PM
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boner of the lonely heart.....

I feel so alone....gonna end up in a big ole pile of them boners

Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night..



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Old 05-22-2008, 01:23 PM
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I demand a ten page erotica story afterwards. Single-spaced.
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Old 05-23-2008, 04:18 PM
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What can I say, Indiana Jones is a powerful aprhodesiac

or maybe it was the post-movie margaritas.

BONERFIED

I think he's addicted to porn. Eh well.



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Old 05-23-2008, 05:02 PM
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Indiana Boner and the Temple of Poon



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Old 05-23-2008, 05:36 PM
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What can I say, Indiana Jones is a powerful aprhodesiac

or maybe it was the post-movie margaritas.

BONERFIED

I think he's addicted to porn. Eh well.
So you made a movie?



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 05-23-2008, 06:29 PM
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did he make you watch pornos?



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