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Old 03-10-2009, 01:56 AM
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:00 AM
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i mean does it atleast tingle or something? does it throb? give me something!
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:03 AM
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A gay boner?



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Old 03-10-2009, 02:05 AM
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shutup! this is serious bussiness!
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:08 AM
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It's a quote from a Geto Boys song. If you don't know Willie D, you don't know nothin'!

Actually I just thought it was a funny line. No disrespect.

"Die" is a bit harsh.

Don't take this message board shit too seriously.
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Old 03-10-2009, 03:03 AM
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BONER THREAD !!



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Old 03-10-2009, 05:05 AM
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Female boner = a wide-on



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Old 03-10-2009, 05:17 AM
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the way i would imagine it is like having a hole instead of a penis stuffed with warm apple pie with the warmth moisting the area and it generally will just get tingled because of warmth and moist area. yep.



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Old 03-10-2009, 09:48 AM
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I had a boner earlier, and I almost made some mistakes because of it. then I didn't because I don't make mistakes anymore, and then I had to take a cab ride home with a dude who I think has a boner for me, but he's like 40 and gross as fuck so I lost my boner.

anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ummm... look down your pants. See that? That is a penis and not a vagina. You are actually a man.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:48 AM
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It's a quote from a Geto Boys song. If you don't know Willie D, you don't know nothin'!

Actually I just thought it was a funny line. No disrespect.

"Die" is a bit harsh.

Don't take this message board shit too seriously.


you really think I'm taking things seriously? you're in the "boner thread", dude.

maybe I should've said "grow up" instead of "die". your random snide comments in every thread I open just get a little tiresome, so I decided to hate you. no big deal.



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Old 03-10-2009, 10:49 AM
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the way i would imagine it is like having a hole instead of a penis stuffed with warm apple pie with the warmth moisting the area and it generally will just get tingled because of warmth and moist area. yep.

wait...your penis is stuffed with warm apple pie?



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Old 03-10-2009, 10:50 AM
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it happens to the best of us. haven't you seen american pie?
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:52 AM
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you're in the boner thread, baby, you're gonna die!!!



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Old 03-10-2009, 10:57 AM
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but what does that feel like?



like a boner feels like a lot of pressure!


does a lady boner feel the same???
never felt pressure, it just feels like some itch that needs to get scratched but maybe i never had a real lady boner before..
atleast i cant remember that my clit got all hard and spermy



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Old 03-10-2009, 11:24 AM
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Yes, it is the boner thread.

And your constant posting of pics you've taken of your ugly self and petty arguments with people that you won't let die get very tiresome as well.

I'm not a "dude."

You are a sloppy cunt.


...who's period just came down.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:58 AM
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:31 PM
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you're in the boner thread, baby, you're gonna die!!!
haha!



LDD, my apologies. I can tell that you're a girl now because you called me ugly. don't know what you look like, so I can't retort. I'm guessing you're fat though. probably have gross feet and back hair that you have to shave with a razor tied to a drum stick. aww. it's really too bad isn't it? because man, do you ever have a great personality. I'm jealous. truly I am.



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haha!



LDD, my apologies. I can tell that you're a girl now because you called me ugly. don't know what you look like, so I can't retort. I'm guessing you're fat though. probably have gross feet and back hair that you have to shave with a razor tied to a drum stick. aww. it's really too bad isn't it? because man, do you ever have a great personality. I'm jealous. truly I am.
no he is not fat, he is "husky"



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Old 03-10-2009, 02:23 PM
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I only weigh 350.
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I only weigh 350.
Lbs, Kgs, or BMI?



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BONERS



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Old 03-10-2009, 09:05 PM
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350 kg of boners!



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Old 03-11-2009, 12:19 AM
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I quite enjoy sporting a boner now and then



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Old 03-25-2009, 06:58 AM
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So after swimming today I was getting showered, they are communal showers and its normally full of old men trying to talk to ya - which I don't like all that much when I am naked. Anyway, it was empty today and I was showering away and started thinking about someone I recently met...

...I didn't pop a boner but as soon as I realised what I was thinking about and where I was any blood nearby died. But it made me think that has got to be the most embarrassing thing to happen in communal showers. When you're younger you don't have such control over such things (in my experience anyway).

So yeah, my nearly-embarrassing story for the day.

The lesson is; Don't let your mind wonder when naked in public.



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Old 03-25-2009, 10:31 AM
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The first week of a new job I had a random boner during work, and this fucker wouldn't go down. My new boss (a fine looking latina) called me to her desk to show me how to do some new process for something. I had to stand next to her with my chubby about eye level to her sitting down so I had to take my notes on a notepad that was resting on it. It was very awkward. But if she opened her mouth willingly it wouldn't have been.



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