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you're the worst.
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"My period came down like a monsoon, listen to the bass go boom!" - LL Cool J
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i mean does it atleast tingle or something? does it throb? give me something!
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A gay boner?
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shutup! this is serious bussiness!
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It's a quote from a Geto Boys song. If you don't know Willie D, you don't know nothin'!
Actually I just thought it was a funny line. No disrespect. "Die" is a bit harsh. Don't take this message board shit too seriously. |
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BONER THREAD !!
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Female boner = a wide-on
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the way i would imagine it is like having a hole instead of a penis stuffed with warm apple pie with the warmth moisting the area and it generally will just get tingled because of warmth and moist area. yep.
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Ummm... look down your pants. See that? That is a penis and not a vagina. You are actually a man. |
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you really think I'm taking things seriously? you're in the "boner thread", dude. maybe I should've said "grow up" instead of "die". your random snide comments in every thread I open just get a little tiresome, so I decided to hate you. no big deal. |
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wait...your penis is stuffed with warm apple pie? |
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it happens to the best of us. haven't you seen american pie?
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you're in the boner thread, baby, you're gonna die!!!
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atleast i cant remember that my clit got all hard and spermy |
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Yes, it is the boner thread.
And your constant posting of pics you've taken of your ugly self and petty arguments with people that you won't let die get very tiresome as well. I'm not a "dude." You are a sloppy cunt. ...who's period just came down. |
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whose
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haha!
LDD, my apologies. I can tell that you're a girl now because you called me ugly. don't know what you look like, so I can't retort. I'm guessing you're fat though. probably have gross feet and back hair that you have to shave with a razor tied to a drum stick. aww. it's really too bad isn't it? because man, do you ever have a great personality. I'm jealous. truly I am. |
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I only weigh 350.
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BONERS
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350 kg of boners!
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#54
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I quite enjoy sporting a boner now and then
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So after swimming today I was getting showered, they are communal showers and its normally full of old men trying to talk to ya - which I don't like all that much when I am naked. Anyway, it was empty today and I was showering away and started thinking about someone I recently met...
...I didn't pop a boner but as soon as I realised what I was thinking about and where I was any blood nearby died. But it made me think that has got to be the most embarrassing thing to happen in communal showers. When you're younger you don't have such control over such things (in my experience anyway). So yeah, my nearly-embarrassing story for the day. The lesson is; Don't let your mind wonder when naked in public. |
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The first week of a new job I had a random boner during work, and this fucker wouldn't go down. My new boss (a fine looking latina) called me to her desk to show me how to do some new process for something. I had to stand next to her with my chubby about eye level to her sitting down so I had to take my notes on a notepad that was resting on it. It was very awkward. But if she opened her mouth willingly it wouldn't have been.
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