It takes guts to admit things

[easy 3]

I once had a job that I hated so much that I took a piss in my employer's walk-in freezer.

[Nuzzolese]

I sold my gold jewelry and took the vacation of a lifetime

[beastiegirrl101]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I sold my gold jewelry and took the vacation of a lifetime

This, my friend, is a fabulous idea.

[NoFenders]

Originally Posted by beastiegirrl101

This, my friend, is a fabulous idea.

But only if it invloves margaritas!

[jabumbo]

Originally Posted by beastiegirrl101

This, my friend, is a fabulous idea.

cash for gold dot com?

[checkyourprez]

i never got that.

why would i want to sell you my gold, at a cheaper price than its valued at, so you can go resell it for higher, especially when gold is increasing in price?

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by easy 3

I once had a job that I hated so much that I took a piss in my employer's walk-in freezer.

you mentalist

[Nuzzolese]

I bought a taco salad at a pawn shop.

I can bend over backwards from a standing position and put my chin on the floor, then I can straighten back up. It feels good but it don't, y'nah?

[jabumbo]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I can bend over backwards from a standing position and put my chin on the floor, then I can straighten back up. It feels good but it don't, y'nah?

i am aroused by this

[mickill]

Originally Posted by jabumbo

i am aroused by this

You're also aroused by feet and ripe fruit. You'd probably make love to a warm pile of your own laundry. This doesn't appear to be a challenge for you.

[Nuzzolese]

I should mention that I have to place my hands on the floor when I do that backbend, I don't just hover, balancing on my chin, what the hell do you think I am, some kind of Mongolian contortionist?

Although now I think Jabumbo is in the laundry room so he's probably not reading it.

[Nuzzolese]

I cried at the ends of Phenomenon and Wall-E

[NoFenders]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I bought a taco salad at a pawn shop.

There's no better purchase.

[funk63]

I fist fucked a pregnant mexican woman.

[Videodrome]

Originally Posted by easy 3

I once had a job that I hated so much that I took a piss in my employer's walk-in freezer.

i used to piss in an old roommate's 90 gallon fish tank. the tank had so much algae and shit in it anyways and he had it in the basement by where my room was, so rather than go all the way upstairs to the bathroom all the time... i never really cared or thought about it until the day he was elbow deep in it cleaning it out. i didn't tell him either.

[Echewta]

I enjoy shampooing carpets so that they smell like some sort of italian herbs. Not the blended stuff you buy at the store but of a particular herb.

[hpdrifter]

Originally Posted by Videodrome

i used to piss in an old roommate's 90 gallon fish tank. the tank had so much algae and shit in it anyways and he had it in the basement by where my room was, so rather than go all the way upstairs to the bathroom all the time... i never really cared or thought about it until the day he was elbow deep in it cleaning it out. i didn't tell him either.

Poor fishes...

[adam_f]

Yeah, I was going to put that in the other thread until I realized that's the perfect thing to admit in this thread.

[Miho]

Man, I'm bored. I'm going to go play some games so I can post about me playing them on my game thread.

[Miho]

That sounds like a sound plan.

[adam_f]

Resident Evil 5 comes out tomorrow. At least in the States, anyway.

[Miho]

Yeah, I'm getting it tomorrow and I'm going to play co-op with a guy from Sweden, and we will kill black zombies.

[adam_f]

Yeah, I requested off work tomorrow for it. And Pitt (hopefully) plays tomorrow too. Tomorrow should be fun. Hope your tomorrow is fun.

[ericlee]

Originally Posted by adam_f

Resident Evil 5 comes out tomorrow. At least in the States, anyway.

damn. I don't even have a next gen but I think I'll have to get one now.

[Adam]

On sunburnt skin: I've had two ex's who like to peel it, also one even like to pop any pimples - especially on my back.

I have to admit, I did really like it.

[camo]

Originally Posted by ericlee

damn. I don't even have a next gen but I think I'll have to get one now.

Hey eric!

Get a PS3 and we can do co-op

[DipDipDive]

I ditched my friends tonight to do laundry, which I haven't done yet...and probably won't do...

I'm a bit smitten with my own handwriting.

I thoroughly enjoy peeling sunburnt skin, both my own and that of others. Gross?

[checkyourprez]

Originally Posted by DipDipDive

I ditched my friends tonight to do laundry, which I haven't done yet...and probably won't do...

I'm a bit smitten with my own handwriting.

I thoroughly enjoy peeling sunburnt skin, both my own and that of others. Gross?

very. you disgust me.

[DipDipDive]

[Bob]

Originally Posted by DipDipDive

I ditched my friends tonight to do laundry, which I haven't done yet...and probably won't do...

i've done that repeatedly in the past (but to be fair, it was because i was out of clean underwear and i had no choice and i actually did it)

I thoroughly enjoy peeling sunburnt skin, both my own and that of others. Gross?

uhhhh that wasn't part of the dream, was it?