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![]() i used to piss in an old roommate's 90 gallon fish tank. the tank had so much algae and shit in it anyways and he had it in the basement by where my room was, so rather than go all the way upstairs to the bathroom all the time... i never really cared or thought about it until the day he was elbow deep in it cleaning it out. i didn't tell him either.
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![]() I bought a taco salad at a pawn shop.
I can bend over backwards from a standing position and put my chin on the floor, then I can straighten back up. It feels good but it don't, y'nah? |
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![]() I enjoy shampooing carpets so that they smell like some sort of italian herbs. Not the blended stuff you buy at the store but of a particular herb.
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i am aroused by this
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![]() You're also aroused by feet and ripe fruit. You'd probably make love to a warm pile of your own laundry. This doesn't appear to be a challenge for you.
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![]() I should mention that I have to place my hands on the floor when I do that backbend, I don't just hover, balancing on my chin, what the hell do you think I am, some kind of Mongolian contortionist?
Although now I think Jabumbo is in the laundry room so he's probably not reading it. |
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![]() I cried at the ends of Phenomenon and Wall-E
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![]() actually, warm laundry is kind of a put-off. as are mongolians....
ripe fruit on the other hand....let me play with your avocados, dear ![]()
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![]() Or your grapples
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![]() I cried at the beginning of The Lion King.
And I was on a first date with someone. It was really embarassing. I didn't like him anyway, he was named after a European capitol.
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![]() There's no better purchase.
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![]() I fist fucked a pregnant mexican woman.
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![]() budapest?
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![]() you're getting colder...
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![]() Berlin?
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![]() Berne?
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![]() Reykjavík?
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![]() Oslo, final answer
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![]() Sofia?
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![]() Madrid
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![]() I'd name my kids Oslo and Berlin. Berlin would be a girl, of course.
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![]() Nuzz, you so crazy.
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![]() This, my friend, is a fabulous idea.
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![]() I just bought a lamp.
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![]() From eBay?
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![]() Yeah, I was going to put that in the other thread until I realized that's the perfect thing to admit in this thread.
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![]() Man, I'm bored. I'm going to go play some games so I can post about me playing them on my game thread.
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