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Old 07-28-2009, 03:44 PM
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He had a bandage on his right hand this morning. I asked him about it and he seemed to have forgotten it but he covered it up. That was courteous, right?

He said he sliced it open while working at home and sewed it up himself, gave himself 11 stitches. Gave himself stitches!


At the end of my lunch break I saw him pull into the parking lot. He drives a navy jeep cherokee and he had a dog in the back of it. It was like a german shephard I think. It was shaggy. Before he got out, he leaned into the back and I swear it looked like he was looking into the dog's eyes and telling it something important. It licked his chin and laid down in the back. It was kind of cute and sweet. He must have some feelings if he likes dogs.

After he went inside, I went up to the jeep to try to say hi to his dog, but when it saw me at the window it started snarling and growling at me. I was pretty scared. I ran.


What is with this guy?! He's so weird!!



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Old 07-28-2009, 03:44 PM
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It must've been reading this thread.



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Old 07-28-2009, 04:22 PM
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Nuzz's world sounds amazing. I'm pretty oblivious to what is going on around me.
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Old 07-28-2009, 04:50 PM
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He probably cuts himself, to see if he still feels.



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Old 07-28-2009, 04:51 PM
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if you wanna get to the bottom of this guy I suggest you check out the work of Dr. Paul Ekman. he is the foremost authority on facial expressions in relation to emotion:
http://www.paulekman.com/

there are 7 universal facial expressions, and thousands of learned cultural expressions. According to Ekman even people who have learned to control thier emotions, still "leak" clues to what they are feeling through subtle expressions known as micro expressions. I guarantee this guy is exhibiting mirco expressions, you just need to learn to read them.

but keep in mind that you might learn to recognize a subtle emotion on his face, but there is still no way to read what that emotion pertains to or who it might be directed at. for that you need to be able to ask the right questions and get him to open up.



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Old 07-28-2009, 05:31 PM
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fascinating.




He did time in juvie when he was 14, for vandalism. It was in his faculty file.



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Old 07-28-2009, 06:14 PM
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On page four of this thread, you are going to be writing about how you had to shoot the dog. Because it knew.



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Old 07-28-2009, 06:25 PM
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Now this interesting! It's like a movie, where Nuzz starts prying into this guys life, merely as a curiosity, and then things she never imagined start to unfold.
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Old 07-28-2009, 06:29 PM
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On page four of this thread, you are going to be writing about how you had to shoot the dog. Because it knew.
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:55 AM
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He said he sliced it open while working at home and sewed it up himself, gave himself 11 stitches. Gave himself stitches!


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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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