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Old 08-05-2009, 04:01 PM
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But is this a story to find out who the man down the hall is? Or are we going to be shocked to find out who the woman is in the end????



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Old 08-05-2009, 04:33 PM
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Ending:

Something happens to the woman, death or something tragic. Zoom into the watercooler, zoom back out to have it be 50 years before with the same man in the office and a different woman being curious...fade to black. Unknown band music cues up while credits roll.



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Old 08-05-2009, 04:37 PM
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It's over already?



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Old 08-05-2009, 04:41 PM
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Over? I just set it up for multiple sequels eventually going straight to DVD and make millions as well as being a spring board for a few young actors/actresses to go to the big time.

Plus, its missing a middle. Gotta have an end to write to.



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Old 08-05-2009, 05:09 PM
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I have a few theories, and a plan. I'm going to bring him food and see what happens. I always fall back on food. It's my old standby guage.

Did you know he's left-handed and he doesn't listen to music? Yep. Not any music, ever. "It's irritating to me."



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Old 08-05-2009, 05:26 PM
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you should bake him a cake with a cd inside of the Beatles. How can he find that irritating?

What is your boyfriend gonna think of you baking for a man at work thats left handed? Mine would freak.



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Did you know he's left-handed and he doesn't listen to music? Yep. Not any music, ever. "It's irritating to me."
Woah, woah. No music. Any. At all?! The left handedness I can deal with, but no music? Seriously that is weird. EVERYONE listens to some music, surely?! Even if it's weird music, at least some music.

You've just revealed another layer to this twisted person. I mean, we had this weird kid back at school that didn't play video games or listen to popular music. Or like girls. But still, he liked classical and I think he was just embarrassed about revealing he was gay or asexual or something.
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no music ever, or no music at work?
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Something happens to the woman, death or something tragic. Zoom into the watercooler, zoom back out to have it be 50 years before with the same man in the office and a different woman being curious...fade to black. Unknown band music cues up while credits roll.
That's okay but I kinda like the other idea of a twist ending where it's the woman we find out something about...



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Old 08-06-2009, 09:04 AM
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I won't bake something especially for him. I'll bake something that is easily served in pieces, like lemon squares. I'll give one to everyone. My boyfriend won't mind, then. I told him about this guy and he goes "What, are you in love with him now or something?" Ha. ha.

I don't want to think so insensitively as to call this a project. Somewhere between love and a project. Oh! That sounds like a movie title! Only Call it "Somewhere between love and the projects" and it's a "Spike Lee Joint" *barf!*

He made it sound as if he doesn't enjoy music at all, period. Of course, that could just be something he's decided to say in order to avoid talking about himself. You know, how some people say "I don't watch TV" because they don't watch any one program regularly.



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Old 08-06-2009, 11:19 AM
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That's okay but I kinda like the other idea of a twist ending where it's the woman we find out something about...
How about at the end of the movie, we follow the man home. He parks in his driveway, lets the dog out of the car and to his front door. His look is of worry as he walks in and lays his coat and briefcase on the table. He sits and puts his hands over the top of his head in frustration for being pursed by the woman at work. Everything looks normal though hes been the weird one through out the story.

Then we follow the woman home. Out of her car, up the elevator to her apartment. Door opens and something isn't quite right. Into her bedroom where she lays her coat down and all over the wall are pictures of him, bizzare scribbles, etc. Turns out she is the crazy one.



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Old 08-06-2009, 11:24 AM
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I just want to wear his skin, what's so crazy about that?!!



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I don't want to think so insensitively as to call this a project. Somewhere between love and a project. Oh! That sounds like a movie title! Only Call it "Somewhere between love and the projects" and it's a "Spike Lee Joint" *barf!*

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Old 08-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:37 PM
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Have you seen the movie Following? I think it was Christopher Nolan's second movie. It's pretty good.

I'd be careful. You might find out something about this guy you'd rather not know about. Like he's a pedophile. Or a werewolf. Or even a scientologist.



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Old 08-06-2009, 02:40 PM
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i saw a kinda hot guy at aldi today, wasnt attracted to anyone in ages

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There was a reception today, for people who have worked here for a while. I got honored with an engraved pen, and some cake. He didn't show up so after it was over I stopped by his office and offered him my slice of cake. He looked at it like it was a dead squirrel and he asked if it was any good. I told him I didn't know, because I didn't eat any of it. He said okay and he took it and I left. I didn't even have to bake anything! I'm glad, too. I might have been offended if he'd reacted that way to something I made.



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This gentleman sounds very charming.



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I'd be careful. You might find out something about this guy you'd rather not know about. Like he's a pedophile. Or a werewolf. Or even a scientologist.
Thanks Mike, that's what was trying to say. This guy maybe an interesting subject to study and all, but there is something not right with him. Just maybe Nuzz helps him out of his shell, or maybe he helps her see the salvation that only Tom Cruise can give. Either way, I feel that some nuts shouldn't be cracked.



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he sounds like me
I don't believe you. From what you've told us, you seem like a person who really wants to be social. You go to parties. You have had roommates. Maybe you're shy sort of but I always thought that you wanted social interaction.



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Have you seen the movie Following? I think it was Christopher Nolan's second movie. It's pretty good.

I'd be careful. You might find out something about this guy you'd rather not know about. Like he's a pedophile. Or a werewolf. Or even a scientologist.
I did see that, a long time ago. I liked it. I think that afterwards I went around telling people about it and describing it as being a lot like Memento, not realizing it was by the same person. Smart.

I think that I would want to know if he was a criminal or a pedophile. Then I could turn him in and be a hero. If I could crack the mind of the serial killer, I could be like Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs, with my good bag and my cheap shoes.



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Old 08-07-2009, 09:51 AM
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photo! at least a sketch or somethin



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Okay, I'll try, but I don't know how I'm going to get one without making it obvious!



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Old 08-07-2009, 10:12 AM
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photo! at least a sketch or somethin
Yeah, just stand at his door and start drawing him all inconspicuous-like.



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I think I should drive down to your workplace and pretend to be maintenance man (I'll wear a mustache) that has to do some work in his office on the vents...but I'll really be installing a hidden camera!



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Or drawing him!



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