a rap

[ericg]

'i don't need friends who act like foes
i'm eric guinn the one who knows..
about things
better with prose
n we swing, better than those...
hear your heart beat, keep you on your toes
this is how they rock the shows..

[ericg]

moby sed agriculture creates more pollution than everything else combined
so stop eating animals
murder, it is a crime
have we lost our mind?
tell the time
lead the blind
do it in kind
and then you'll find
the damn thing rhymed
virgo, that's my sign
turning accordingly, in its prime
optimus
this is where i bust
another rap, in God we trust

fuck the slaughter house
better things to eat all about
devout
make a rhyme n then i'm out

time lapse
check the gaps
this just raps
got ish to say, just perhaps..
got them filed, all the facts
got your backs
just relax

shit's gettin hotter
just take a look at doppler
follow the trails with blotter
aka focker
not a shit talker
arrest a copper
bounce a bopper
bullshit stopper
win the lotter-y
intelligence spree
back and forth, just you and me
love electric company
...

more to come, i am the...
best? at your behest?
vip or just a guest
thanx for helping me on my quest
a bucket list before my death
...

[ericg]

the gospel
an apostle
tell the time just like fossil

he died because of their sins (murder), not for them, stupid
yo hows everyone doin now, were you found by cupid?
got some ish just a brewin, drink right through it
for his and her pleasure, love b3fore/ after snoozin, don't lose it!

i was here
with fellow peers?
i'm all ears
running smoothly, on all gears

d3ath, it's all okay
all you can dream in life is on the docket for the day
make it true, it comes easy?
love you much, always be my baby

so on and on it goes
i gots to get gone, but carry on the shows
beautiful prose
cuz it knows
what you're thinking
so...

[ericg]

the wind blows
the sea flows
the lawn mower mows
and your luggage gets stowed

what else you want to know?
i keep hte light on, so in the dark ish glows
workin on the house, get it from lowes
if you're madonna, strike a pose

ohhh what else here goes
switch it up, love your foes
pray for ya, i know you're in throes
make an arrow, string some bows

buy a speaker, bose
if you got somethin better, please, let bo know
i'm haunted like poe
love yourself, that's all she wrote

[ericg]

i realllllllly wish i could edit these still... i do on fb..
a rhyme takes time..
right now i feel blind
like i can't find
a way out of my mind

'endeavor to persevere'
so funny to hear
sorry, i'll get back in gear
but lost life is what i fear

y9ou know waht i'm sayin dear?
sing you a love song, make it very clear
tell you a story, be a truth seer
peer
a mountaineer
love the adirondacks this time of year
coming around cuz that's how i steer
tear
be a love and bring me a beer
hahahaah i'm out

[ericg]

if you want hope.. go vote!?!
i went with an absentee ballot cuz i'm remote
anyway, gettin cold, need a coat
where does this go.. up in smoke?
realign, then i realized what i wrote
defined in the mind, then i was stoked
dropped a line, rewind, re-checked my scope
in kind i know it's all been spoke-n
blend, mix the music, transcend
bend, life goes on, like a new trend
lend a hand, re-extend
it depends
cuz ish's been sacrificed by many (wo)men
...

[ericg]

super aesthetic
electro-magnetic
it's the 'wave of the future' so let's get kinetic

keep you alive just like a medic
but you talk what you heard just like a parrot
get your eyes right, give you a carrot

if you got spirit, i got more lyrics
write them all day, have you all in hysterics
america's middle name is, yep, that's me, eric

merrit
write when i declare it
karat.. pure gold, let you bear it
don't be a snake in the grass and i won't be a mongoose or a ferret

...

...

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm the rap Carl Perkins
You're just a little Presley
So my raps smart, hurting when I bust a little medley
Just combust a spliff or twenty
Spread the mustard in the Bentley
Hanger steaks
Barolo
Hoes, a dozen should be plenty
Now I'm cruising through the city
While I'm shmoozing with politti
You know your boo's all on my dick she got some bruising on her titty
That's the way you catch your chicken creeping
You shoulda knew it was the penthouse where your bitch been sleeping
Hoe

[ericg]

too much green tech to stop us now
oil companies, you're done, get some hemp seeds and a fucking plow
actually fuck that, it's our power, we've got to change the dow
you know what i'm saying... jim lehrer, and how

truth or dare
what a scare
you try so hard to fool me but i just don't care
you must be in the dark so here's a flare

blair
stare
so unfair
do ish proper like and we'll all get there

...

[ericg]

edit:

in all the eons of time... just in the last century has man become technologically proficient in many fields, yield... it is arguably the most important time for life here on earth for real ...

take it back, there's too much green technology to stop us now
(timber, coal, nuclear, concrete, plastic, food, pharma, textiles...), auto and oil companies, you're done, (for beginners) get some hemp seeds and a fucking plow
actually fuck them, it's our power now, we've got to change/ own/ stock the dow
you know what i'm saying... jim lehrer.. and how

fuck the irs and fed too with their monopoly money
this ain't no game and 'ain't a damn thing funny'
robbin us blind, even on a day where it's supposed to be backed by gold and sunny

truth or dare
what a scare
you try so hard to fool me but i just don't care
you must be in the dark so here's a flare

blair
stare
so unfair
do ish proper like and we'll all get there

...

[Lex Diamonds]

Get on the Mystery Train
Feel this rap shit in my capillary veins
The kid is insane but yo I did it again
Lifted the flame to babylon and spit in they brains
Slipped in Moet as I climbed into the plane
Mountain climbing with Kalashnikovs
Pull out cigars use the machete cut the plastic off
Sip the brandy out the thermos cut your curls off
Cut your girl off, fuck I cut the world off
Faded like Philae

[ericg]

hap-hap-happppppy thanxgiving
thanks for living
gotta say it again, like a remix spinning
you do it so right when you count the cards, winning

making the place rich is my bread and butter
i say it boldly so i don't stutter
give a toast to your sister and brother
and your father and mother

enough here we all should be covered
have you ever wondered
why so much is blundered
why so many go without, with all hte splendor
anyway, remember?
fender
blast the walls then write it in blender
never the ender
what's your gender
wear it like i was a member
that's all for now, prisoner of zenda
...

[ericg]

aren't we in perfect form today
you know i gotta say
another rhyme is on the way
picture this, you gotta 'stay..
wasting time...
let the hours go by'?
give me a sign
you get me high
so fly
wanna buy the next number.. 5...
wanna solve.. pi...
i try
don't deny
what's the mind
next to find
rewind
scratch, blind
walk the line
figure it out then step in kind
so sublime
wanna make you mine
give it away again, are you a muse or a mime
keep droppin it, hte dime
arrest all you fools, cuz i'm...
about to burn it
drink some wine
put some beer in a stein
write it up it's in this zine

[Lex Diamonds]

Sit back plotting on em
Drinking coffee with your daughter
Gold flake Biscotti on the saucer
Sausage from Menorca
Butler on the doorstep
Polishing a shotgun by the faucet
Set the sight on my Beretta with the forceps
Curled up at the foot of the bed was where the whore slept

[ericg]

what?

'a house divided cannot stand'
democrats, republicans, join the party, and get a better plan
in hand
it's called supply and demand
if you can't do that then you shouldn't have ran

'i want you', uncle sam
to keep the peace in this here land
but war continues.. so out of hand
death everywhere.. a sad state for man

don't get old, but i'm not peter pan
still i drop the hook, and say thankyou maam
tinker make ya fly, without a wing span
yeah it's live as fuck and i'm the number one fan

[ericg]

'if you build it, they will come'
just waiting around like an alien..
solar panels, energy from the sun
the tesla tower, power by the ton
if you will it, thy will be done
one two three.... we can all get some

think i'm happy about gas prices fallin'?
where have you been? who's big ballin'?
government's actin like a communist.. stalin
so late, this century's still just dawnin'...

just lookin outside at my ride
i need to convert to biofuel and/ or electric, drive it with pride
what happened to the american spirit, don't keep it locked inside
dr jeckyll, mr hyde
with these wars we've all but died..

so bring it back
american economic freedom, we should never again lack
forefathers wrote it on hemp, that's where it's still fucking at
back to the beginning
where we should all be winning
the record's still spinning
it's the bottom of the ninth inning

who will win?
good deeds or sin?
too close to call in this life, let's do it again
...

[ericg]

meteor shower tonight
soaring particles of light
it's gonna be a beautiful sight
nature can make it all alright

just lettin ya know
about time to play in the snow
are you coming around, if so..
'here we, here we, here we go'..

my main man elf
just got himself
some brand new wealth
of love
from above
a promise, dry land, a dove

how's htat gov?
english now, just cuz
i dunno, !@#$ the fuzz
please don't foil my freakin buzz

say what?
don't say cut
come to an end just like king tut
jabba the hutt
use to buy acid from a guy named puck

a world of luck-y charms
ain't no harm
want to farm
gotta go, i'll save this song

...

[ericg]

'the people are the government', lennon sed
take the power back, audit the fed
do it now cuz it's in my head
don't look back, move on instead

80 deg in january
enjoying it like i was lee 'scratch' perry

...

[ericg]

necessary
mark twain it like i was on a ferry
hairy
kerry
skull and bones, not very fairy
scary
dairy
visit the prairie
name's larry
find someone and marry
...

the weather underground
bring you the sound
coming up so nicely
blaze the town
value found
rebound
take a shot and lose that frown
i'm down
i gonzo it up on my compound
...

[ericg]

how do you like the memes
coming around right through the seams
dreams
means
magic beans
the right scenes
everybody leans
on
spawn
kick it till dawn
i was down all along
oh well, taht'll finish this song

[ericg]

save the best for last?
reinvent the blast
give me some of that sass
see it from the mast
love a sax
outkast
love it when i ask
you to remove the mask
see yourself, you're the cast
suns coming out, we're all amassed
gonna take a trip into my past
sustainable, cuz it just has
the funk for that ass
recycle, do it fast

just takin a hiatus
tell you what the status
is on the latest
...

[Lex Diamonds]

My generation, so called specialist workers
But we hate the street sweepers if they do it in burkas
These politicians hate us for smoking the dank
But still wanna tag along when we roll to the bank
They aint got a clue what sells or what's relevant
But you can guarantee they'll tax it for the hell of it
Benevolent leaders are a thing of the past
Ever since cash rules there's a singular mast
That we're all sailing under, toiling away
Hell's kitchen full of karahi it's boiling today
The spoils of the play, savings and some oil in the Range
So those old motherfuckers got some coin for the caine
Disgusting

[ericg]

subliminal yet live n direct
like iceland, let's get rid of the debt
post it periodically, nothin here but net

scratch
a new batch
down the hatch
hm hm hm hm let's play catch

match... like this rhyme, like johnny cash?
fuck smoking? get a patch?
how about we all watch snatch..

think i tried too hard for that.. i'm not in the mood...
sorry.. as you were

[ericg]

'don't cheat yourself'
learn how to breath, it's in good health
paint your face, just like a kelt
keep your pants up yes with a belt
went to a church on a pew i knelt
bless some water, like a monk i felt
gave you a winning hand with the cards i dealt
don't kill it just to make a pelt
clean up your ish or the ice will melt
i hate this fucking rhyme so i'ma go stealth
mode
solarroadways.com make it into a road
take a forward direction, just like a diode
rectification, so much is owed
sang it in a song, you know it flowed
the immitation game, just break the code
flying now, my ish is stowed
get a bigger plane cuz i bring a heavy load
energy revolution n anti-gravitation, gary mckinnon, but we reap what oil companies sowed?
give common folk some real fucking hope
modus operandi vectura, that's not just latin i spoke
figure it out like a smart fucking bloke
sing it in a song, wrote it with a note
just carry a tune, cuz it's all been spoke?
okay i'll try and keep this ish afloat
veterans check out www.truesouthrenewables.com n work in solar installation and ev charging, stop fighting for bs, that way karma can cope
...

[ericg]

you go along to get along
not with that but my head stays strong
it all makes sense when it's in a song
that's all i got so so long

[ericg]

(columbo)
'just one more thing'
'ring the alarm' and the alarm will ring
gettin closer, my sonar will ping
found you guilty, yeah don't it just sting
'the entertainer', jsut wanna bring
some life to it, just like spring
say it lima charlie, the good news i sing
ish's turnin' around, ain't taht something

[ericg]

Originally Posted by ericg

(columbo)
'just one more thing'
'ring the alarm', and the alarm will ring
gettin closer, my sonar pings
found you guilty, yeah don't it sting
'the entertainer', i wanna bring
life to it.. just like in spring
say it lima charlie when i'm 'duh, winning'
ish's turnin' around, now ain't taht something

some say i am, some say i'm not
if you figure it out, figure out the plot
stupid little lines, connect all the dots
draw a picture up and walk the art walk
you could say i got it, or that i got got
waht am i saying, did i miss a spot

ugh damn i feel flat
so i'ma dawn my thinking cap
tell it again or keep it under wraps
now i'm up to bat
the pitcher spat
'the natural', yep, i got it all down pat
'i am what i am' now how you like that

a new rhyme
something smart and sublime
read it now, it's on the line
make it flow, see the sign
make it so it defines all time
but you keep that up, you must be blind
this is where we're gonna find
a new frontier of the mind
star trek and mr. chris pine
...

guten morgen

[ericg]

Originally Posted by ericg

guten morgen

edit:

(columbo)
'just one more thing'
'ring the alarm', sum o dem sing
getting closer, my sonar pings
found you guilty, ain't that the sting
'the entertainer', i want to bring
life to it.. just like in spring
say it lima charlie when i'm 'duh, winning'
ish's turnin' around, now ain't taht something

some say i am, some say i'm not
if you can't figure it out, maybe you can figure out the plot
silly little lines, connect all the dots
draw a picture up then walk the art walk

so i'ma dawn my thinking cap
tell it again or keep it under wraps
now that i'm up, i'll take my bat
the pitcher spat
'the natural', lightning, i got it all down pat
'i am what i am' now how you like that

a new rhyme
something smart and sublime
read it now, it's on the line
make it flow, just see the signs
make it so it defines all time
but you keep that up, you must be blind
this is where we're gonna find
a new frontier of/ for the mind
the nines, star trek, and monsieur chris pine

'never stop rapping yet'
and i know three eleven so i have no regrets
you thought i'd stay quiet, but you lost all your bets
one way or another you're gonna pay off your debts

so let's finish on a high note shall we
i toke it right on up when im chillin out in maui
excuse me for a second, let me put together a finale

...

[Lex Diamonds]

You might feel a little sting
That's pride fuckin' wit ya when I stick ya wit the ting
Might hit ya wit the ring
The shit is glittering
Off the gems thrown in on the deal with Mr Wing out in Tokyo
I got a smoking ho
Roll the lye, now I'm Pinnochio
Watch my tower rise like Rokoko
Ready to ravage, do some damage
Contemplating marriage while she carve the radish
I'm mannish
(Now get your nails out my back)

[ericg]

i deal
come around here you know i'ma serve it up real
don't get the puns, then don't get me started on another speel
this all rhymes and it appeals so
just back me up with that seal
of royalty? ... the people are the government and it's a steal
cuz you fumbled and you mumbled and you kill for your meal
living in the dark ages, now how do you really feel?
got that blood clot, it's time for us to heal
electrify this world with some cannabis, solar.. just until
we come full circle, get to the point, swallow the red pill
peace and prosperity, but you know it's all illl
that's all i got... but i'ma be here still
...