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Old 11-01-2007, 04:32 PM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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Old 11-01-2007, 05:31 PM
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even my nipples just got hard
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Old 11-01-2007, 05:46 PM
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even my nipples just got hard
the Britney pic?


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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 11-02-2007, 06:46 AM
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scissors spiders...cool.


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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 11-02-2007, 10:02 AM
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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 11-02-2007, 10:39 AM
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:55 AM
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i dont know what;s worse, her face or the tampon string
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Old 11-02-2007, 10:57 AM
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Classy lady.


Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 11-02-2007, 11:16 AM
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i dont know what;s worse, her face or the tampon string
the cigarette
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Old 11-02-2007, 12:16 PM
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Maybe if you pull the string a voice comes out.

"I like to dance!"

"I like to dance!"

"We don't need a condom!"

"We don't need a condom!"

"I like to dance!"

Usually the string is in the back, though.


Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 11-02-2007, 08:51 PM
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the cigarette
good call
cigarette 1st - tampy 2nd - face 3rd
feel sorry for the bloke too.


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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

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Old 11-02-2007, 08:56 PM
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it's like those pins elementary school teachers wear, you pull the string and her legs and arms open


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was the summer that i spent..."

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Old 11-02-2007, 10:15 PM
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holy fuck, I had to stop and lol hard at some of those. Ahh, my sides!!


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You haven't lived until you've been pounded up against a flaming trash can.

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Old 11-03-2007, 12:58 PM
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Old 11-03-2007, 01:19 PM
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christ, im eating.


is that really a female?
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Old 11-03-2007, 09:19 PM
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Old 11-04-2007, 04:55 PM
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Gary Coleman's Authentic Game Cube (SIGNED)



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Old 11-05-2007, 04:41 AM
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"Ashy Larry; Marcy Projects... Marcy, son, what..."


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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

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Old 11-05-2007, 06:20 PM
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:28 PM
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Haha, is that Private Eye?


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 11-05-2007, 06:53 PM
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Haha, is that Private Eye?
I dunno, my brother emailed it to me. Its some spoof paper.
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Old 11-05-2007, 10:33 PM
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........And now for some shitty news



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...72jenkem1.html


Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one

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Old 11-06-2007, 12:14 AM
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That shit is filthy to the 3rd power
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Old 11-06-2007, 02:35 AM
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LOL

also known as "butthash"

hahaha

cant make that up
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:17 AM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 11-08-2007, 03:08 PM
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kind of funny....


photoshopped?




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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 11-08-2007, 04:02 PM
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awesome
Just a reaction?


Neva, put tooth picks, in yo pocket

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Old 11-08-2007, 04:08 PM
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........And now for some shitty news



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...72jenkem1.html

wtf??? Whatever happened to lsd???




Neva, put tooth picks, in yo pocket

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Old 11-08-2007, 04:42 PM
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Just a reaction?
what


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Hitler was RIGHT wing you stupid fuckbeast

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