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Old 12-26-2007, 06:44 PM
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IT'S OKAY!


I measured the pixels. IT FITS!
hahhaaa. omg. ok. lol. nevermind!



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Old 12-26-2007, 06:49 PM
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you have to take perspective into account!
I know, but a couple of metres doesn't make that much difference. It's obvious they carefully squeezed it in there.
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Old 12-27-2007, 07:26 PM
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if you compare the heights of the posts that line up with the van to the posts in the front, you'll be able to get an approximate perspective ratio that you can apply to the measurements of the van and the distance between the two front posts.

it will solve the mystery!



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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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Old 12-28-2007, 12:15 AM
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if you compare the heights of the posts that line up with the van to the posts in the front, you'll be able to get an approximate perspective ratio that you can apply to the measurements of the van and the distance between the two front posts.

it will solve the mystery!
Who cares? Are you seeing this crap?!

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There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

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Old 12-28-2007, 01:00 AM
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haha, i wish this was photoshopped..



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Old 12-28-2007, 04:48 PM
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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 12-28-2007, 09:19 PM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 12-28-2007, 09:24 PM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 12-28-2007, 09:26 PM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 12-28-2007, 09:28 PM
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this was made up and is not true ~ tpk

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Old 12-31-2007, 08:50 AM
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that's outside Freebasser's house!



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Old 12-31-2007, 01:54 PM
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sinbad, sine-aid, whatever her name is... put a bag over it and do ya business

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Old 12-31-2007, 11:06 PM
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There was a HOLE here. It's gone now.

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Old 01-01-2008, 12:43 AM
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The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those

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Old 01-01-2008, 11:11 PM
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yeah, that dude was going like 120 on his motorcycle and smacked right into the back of that truck.

The driver said he didn't even notice it and drove around with him just like that and he was dragging his feet.

Also, the guy's friend died on a motorcycle cause of excessive speed like a week or so before that. The story is in snopes somewhere.



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Old 01-02-2008, 11:59 AM
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Old 01-02-2008, 04:27 PM
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Old 01-02-2008, 04:30 PM
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Old 01-02-2008, 11:12 PM
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:27 AM
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:29 AM
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Old 01-03-2008, 12:41 AM
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wtf! weird shit
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:51 AM
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Old 01-04-2008, 04:26 AM
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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 01-04-2008, 08:32 PM
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By judging what's in the mirror, I would say not much.
Zing!



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Old 01-04-2008, 10:49 PM
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:37 AM
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