Favourite Beastie Boys Lyrics

[urbansoul]

Originally Posted by queen_adrock

"well it's wack when you're jacked in the back of a ride
with your know with your flow when you're out getting by
believe me what you see is what you get
and you see me i'm coming off as you can bet"

"I think Im losing my mind this time, Thats right, I think Im losing my mind, This time, I'm losing my mind"

[Lex Diamonds]

"Fuck the chickens I don't like milk"

[esailor13]

"Be true to yourself and you will never fall."

But I like them all anyway, that is just my favorite!

'i prefer the dreams to reality'

word

[Bailey]

ok i could go on for houuuuuuuuuurs here... so how about one from each album?
LTI - Taking out mcs with a big shotgun!!
PB - I figured out who makes the crack - its the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
CHY - Ive been through many times when i thought i might lose it.... the only thing to save me, has always been music!
IC - Its a record its a record tell mar-i-o!
HN - Its like fudge and caramel - theyre not the same
TT5B - its mike d! the one who the satin in your pants

[soskinnybob]

Dogs love me 'cuz I'm crazy sniffable

How can he be so skinny and live so fat
Ya' know cause I'm the Maestro....

[soskinnybob]

P.S. Munster is a Cheese. My family is from Wisconsin, so that makes me an expert. 2

[Clarence]

HEy all you new school busters jumpin' on the Beastie wagon!! postin' lines from Hello Nasty and TT5B....check this and then go buy the album:

I WAS MAKIN' RECORDS WHILE YOU WERE SUCKIN' YOUR MOTHERS DICK!!
~Paul's Boutique

Old school heads!!...Feel ME!

[rahntl]

I'm feelin ya Clarence!

"SAM I AM DOWN WITH THE PROGRAM, GREEN EGGS AND HAM, YOSIMETE SAM!!!!!!!!"

[rahntl]

sorry I forgot my favorite....

"you put your right leg down, your left leg up, tilt ya head back let's finish the CUP!!!!"
(If ya'll never drank any brass monkey, you better get some for reals...tasty)

one more....
"she's got a gold tooth, you know she's hard core...she'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door"

[DapperDiverge]

This particular quote spoke to me:

"I give thanks for inspiration, it guides my mind along the way, a lot of people get jealous, they're talking about me, but that's just cause they haven't got a think to say."

[DapperDiverge]

"I'm beautiful, you can't touch me... If you pick a rose, well you might just bleed!!!" (TT5B)

"Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this...Suckas they be sayin' they can take out Adam Horovitz!!"

"Like eatin' burgers and chicken and you be pickin' your nose and I'm on time homey, and that's how it goes!!" (Shake Your Rump)

"Sucka Mc's it's me they're resentin'... in the animal kingdom, they call it presentin'!!"

[tiny_salmon]

"while i'm reading 'on the road' by my man jack kerouac"
adrock + jack kerouac = heaven.

"i said oops, gotcha
clutch like piazza
sneak between the sheets
so hide the matzoh
holler back, challah bread, next
we are the crew that put the the crew in cruex."

"girl you're walking tall now with your fancy clothes
you got fancy things going up your nose"

i have about two million more.

[i_love_adrock]

i got more rhymes then i got grey hairs and thats a lot cuz i got my share- MCA sure shot

[zorra_chiflada]

..."vincent van gogh go and mail that ear"...

i'm an arts student, so props to the boys for their knowledge of early expressionist art.

[i_love_adrock]

i got more rhymes than i got grey hairs and thats alot because i got my share.
MCA-sure shot

the girls i like are under age ADROCK-the new style

[MoTownFUNK]

...I grabbed two girlyz and a beer thats cold.

[segz107]

"Well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce"

"cheaper than a hot dog without mustard"

"well I'm walkin on water while your steppin in shit so put your sewer boots be-4 your ass gets lit"

"bust into the conductors booth with the busted out rhymes"

THERES TOO MANY!!!!

[cheftowny]

you got the boomin system but it slicin out doodo you think its chcolate milk but its watered down yohoo.

cause im freaky streaker like winne the pooh t shirt and no pants,and i dance the bogaloo, like george wipple on new york one got a harry ass and thats no fun.

[codyfoo]

"got arrested at the mardi gras for jumpin' on a float,
my man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat"

and

"pulled over to the river, to take a rest,
pulled out a pair of pliers, pulled a bullet outta my chest"

and

"roses are red, violets are blue,
got my barrel at your neck, so what the fuck you gonna do?"

heh, yeah, gotta love the beasties

[cagan]

What you talkin bout Willis

Who's the illest

You know my name's Adam stop calling me Phyllis!

(All in complete sincerity)

[Emmalee]

[quote=soskinnybob]Dogs love me 'cuz I'm crazy sniffable[quote]



I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD REMEMBER THAT.

It's by far one of the best.

[Ilovekingadrock]

Mine are when Adrock says "Im that kid in that corner, all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna" Sure shot. And when Mike D says " Is your name Michael Diamond? No mine is Clarence." Shake your rump.

[Brass_Munkey]

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say
Hey me and you should hit the hay
i asked her out she said no way
i prolly should have guessed her gay
so i broke north with no delay
that was 2 years ago this may
i seen her just the other day

JOCKIN MIKE D TO MY DISMAY

andddd

the cut at the end of The New Style that parts so damn awesome!!!

[kittykitty23]

I GOT THE KUNG-FU GRIP BEHIND MY GREEN TRAP KIT!

[DGAF]

"Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood" -Professor Booty

[Johanna]

the lyrics to Netty's girl!!!

[triple_trouble9]

"Strictly handheld is the style I go. Never rock the mic with the pantyhose, I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go, 'cause at the boards is the man they call the "mario"."

"Sure Shot"- Ill Communication

[notthat1]

Here's mine

"It Takes Time To Build"

By the time Bush is done what will be left
Selling votes like E-pills at the discotheque
Environmental destruction and the national dept
But plenty of dollars left in the fat war chest - Mike D


"Rhyme The Rhyme Well"

Went to the top and never went pop and
Came back down but still not stopping
I'm not even asking, "Yo what's cracking?"
Serving MC's on a platter like baked Alaskan
So start packing because I'm back in
The game of hiphop reprenting Manhattan

Now push the pause button then start ducking
Shhhhh you heard me like I'm E.F. Hutton,
Hutton shhhhhhhh, Hutton shhh, Hutton shhhhhhh,
Hutton SHHHHHHHHH!!!! -Mike D.

[whoomoi]

I got the d double o d double o style

Like miss piggy WHO MOI

What the ponytail? I don't eat snail!

I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex, cause i got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks

Now we be getting stupid in your area
causing all kinds of hysteria
My beats is sick like malaria
But don't worry i'll take care of ya
adrock sounds so sweet when he says that...in the live one

I know i have so much more...just can't think right now