i miss talking shit with random strangers on the internet

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU

[Bob]

i liked it right up until that bit at the end about the cat

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHAEcx_LlYE

[abbott]

So

I went on a 2 day boys days out

Picked up Saturday 8 am

Return Sunday 8 pm

2 rounds of golf

3 hours of sleep

Driven in the 6 series convertible


Anyway. Thought my wife was cool about it all.

Here's the email I sent her today. After she hasn't talked to me for the day. She emailed me telling me I don't make her a big enough priority... My response

​It kills me that I make you feel this way. I hate myself. You are the one person that has killed yourself trying to help me.

I have taken everything in my life for granted.

I hate learning how big of a looser I am.

I will never make you take care of the dog while I fish again. I hope I can help you be happy. That is all I ever really wanted for you, is for you to be happy. I dont mean to cause you pain.

I have lived my selfish life and had more than I ever deserved. I dont care if I ever have a selfish day in my life again.



So. When she bitches.
I think she loves me.

[abbott]

Oh yea. For the record. I've never cheated on my wife. I've never hit her either.

But I enjoyed those thc gummy bears from Denver for sure

[abbott]

So.. no action at all till Friday.

So ... like 5 days ... no action WTF??

Monday and Tuesday ... well your bitching at me about what I should do, I guess you love me. Its not like your telling me to stay away, or to go on longer trips.

Wednesday ... she starts to ask me about the girls....

I mean what girls ... those nasty bitches those drunk dumb asses were fucking? ......

I just want the KGB .... killer green bud, and those THC gummy bears.


Anyway no girl stories for me. Guess I made a mistake telling you I was out till 4am. Making sure my buddies got home with me. Breaking up fights.

Friday? Im in love. Seems I should do it all agin just for Friday.

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.s...l#incart_river

[abbott]

So I'm pumped up about tommrow. My oldest's first tournament since she made the cut on the golf team.

[cosmo105]

Originally Posted by abbott

Oh yea. For the record. I've never cheated on my wife. I've never hit her either.

well then! aren't you a model citizen

[abbott]

Originally Posted by cosmo105

well then! aren't you a model citizen

Shit I'm the biggest fuck up that you don't know

Nice shit talking

I did not mean to sound judgmental towards lying cheaters or wife beaters

[cosmo105]

just saying, that's not really something that makes for a good defense (at least that's what point it sounded like you were trying to make). that's something that everyone should expect at the very least from his or her partner. not trying to get into it with you or whatever.

[abbott]

I mean I was out all night. 2 rounds of golf. 20 beers. All kinds of the thc/KGB

It was total excess

Left my wife and 2 kids at home for the weekend

I need some week lame ass justification.

FYI. I'm not excepting next years invitation to the event

[TurdBerglar]

whaaaa?

[camo]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

whaaaa?

i miss randomly talking random shit with random strangers, randomly on the random internet. Randomly.

[abbott]

Was I not random enough

I like old Cadillacs

[camo]

Random Cadillacs?

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck. look at these white people tearing it up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHANNkKBSNU

[abbott]

No confidentiality…

So at the end, the last word…. No confidentiality….

I guess that means I can talk about it….

I mean when the insurance paid guy say @ $350 dollar per hour guy says…

no its not that simple. We cant end it right now and be done that easily. 3 attorneys and myself get paid by the hour, you’ll be here all day. Cancel your tee time. 8 hours later, we are all on the same page I was on at 9:30 am. I am so happy the attorneys got paid by my Insurance. Not to be confused with health insurance.

Anyway, the only other bigger misuse of funds I have seen is the tax paid attorney. That’s a whole other confidential deal.

I am guessing when the BB sued monster, they paid the attorneys cash, leading to a quick resolution….

On another note I got offered a job by a high profile law enforcement type to buy weed. Sounds cool, but I cant get paid to put my friends in jail. Not to mention I have to buy it without smoking it if i accept.

[TurdBerglar]

check this shit out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZVQm1ENqY

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

check this shit out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZVQm1ENqY

cool jam

[ma belle]

Well I haven't darkened this doorstep for a while! Hi all old and new. And here's some random shit for you-

I recommend cheesy chocky biscuits to quell insatiable munchies..
Take any cheese and place a slice on any chocolate biscuit and voila!
The more expensive the cheese and biscuit the bigger the hit.

I should say, a biscuit in the UK is a close proximity to a cookie in the US, but its drier and more crunchy… like this - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news...p0wAWtRbAnfuE6

Definitely not a biscuit like in the US though.

[Michelle*s_Farm]

Originally Posted by ma belle

Well I haven't darkened this doorstep for a while! Hi all old and new. And here's some random shit for you-

I recommend cheesy chocky biscuits to quell insatiable munchies..
Take any cheese and place a slice on any chocolate biscuit and voila!
The more expensive the cheese and biscuit the bigger the hit.

I should say, a biscuit in the UK is a close proximity to a cookie in the US, but its drier and more crunchy… like this - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news...p0wAWtRbAnfuE6

Definitely not a biscuit like in the US though.

This is an important and seldom appreciated cultural distinction. I do find that "cookie" is catching on in the UK though. Regardless, the population appears to be divided in its usage and the acceptance of the word "cookie" for "biscuit".

On a somewhat related note, I find it strange that Christmas crackers are not crackers at all. Also a tea biscuit is not a biscuit. Strange how a few hundred years can make communication in English so confusing due to divergent cultural evolution between two english cultures divided by the Atlantic ocean. Also, who gives the English the right to own the English language -- irony with a wink.

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvDa...=84838260#t=21

[ma belle]

http://youtu.be/hxPsXPCR5MU

[Homsar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fidQfxO5zM

[TurdBerglar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmH3Gwf9UiY

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a weird undiagnosed throat infection/inflammation, it's getting better, but I'm waiting for lab results to see what it is. Also what's dumb is, I slept half the day on Tuesday (not on purpose, just felt shitty and dosed off on the couch) in a weird position and fucked up my hip tendons, so it hurts to sit and lie down. So I've just been standing and walking as much as possible, but I'm sick ish, so I wanna relax, but I can't. What a dumb week. Could be worse I guess.

[YoungRemy]

Hi Dorothy, I hope everything is alright. I had some weird similar issues and my thyroid tested way high. I was almost relieved to hear there was an answer. I even had the sore throat when I swallowed and everything was pointing to the thyroid gland and it seemed I was on my way to treatment...

But then it tested normal and I am still feeling lethargic, sluggish and cloudy headed. message from DR. - no more treatment or evaluation is required. so I am even more frustrated and confused than before. fuck that doctor. well, I hope it works out for you.

[TurdBerglar]

winter doldrums

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by YoungRemy

Hi Dorothy, I hope everything is alright. I had some weird similar issues and my thyroid tested way high. I was almost relieved to hear there was an answer. I even had the sore throat when I swallowed and everything was pointing to the thyroid gland and it seemed I was on my way to treatment...

But then it tested normal and I am still feeling lethargic, sluggish and cloudy headed. message from DR. - no more treatment or evaluation is required. so I am even more frustrated and confused than before. fuck that doctor. well, I hope it works out for you.

Thanks, I think I'll be alright. My hips are better after a little Advil and stretching. The throat was never diagnosed, tested negative for typical infections, but I think I know what it is...a fungal infection. I have been really stressed out and it's dry, and I was eating a lot of sugar and starchy food, way more cheese, and chocolate milk, probably drinking booze too often too. So, I stopped eating sugar and refined carbs. Gargled with salt water, and my throat got better. It's still healing, so I have a cool deep voice now, but I think I solved it. If not, gotta find a specialist who won't just shrug it off because I seem healthy. But that'll be $$$$, so I hope it clears like it seems to be.

I miss all the garbage I was eating, and drinking at band practice, but I feel way better without it.