Favourite Beastie Boys Lyrics

[icy manipulator]

becuase i saw you at the check out line, you dropped your coupons and you were looking fine

[the_last_b_boy]

hmmm
"i like pins n' needles, and words that sting...."

[B-Boy cro]

Well, I'm a six point seven on the richter scale
I've got rhymes gallot and then I never fail
Like gravy on potatos, Luke to Darth Vader
I'm a souped up sucker and I'll see you all later

Do It

[IronicAllure]

''My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate.''-Yauch (Rhymin' and Stealin')

''Don't rat on your boy over some rat weed
I'm outta your back door I'm into another
Your boyfriend doesn't know about me and you're mother
Not perfect grammar always perfect timing
The Mike stands for money and the D. is for diamonds.''-Diamond (3 Minute Rule)

''I'm Walking Down Your Block And You Say That's Him
There Goes The Guy With The Funky Sound
The Beastie Boys You Know We Come To Get Down
Because I've Got The Flow Where I Grab My Dick
And Say Oh My God That's The Funky Shit .''- Horovitz (Rootdown)

''Well I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna' So I'm Gonna' yea
Take A Piece Of The Pie Why Not I'm Not Quittin'
Think I'ma' Change Up My Style Just To Fit In.''-Horovitz (SureShot)

[Lowjams]

My favorites right now are.
1. "Kikin the lyrics right to your brain. When you here this sound. Your right as rain."
2."Now we be gettin stupid in your area. Causin all kinds of hysteria. The beats is sick like Malarea. Dont worry Ill take care of ya."
Ad rock rules.

[adrock14]

this is my all time favorite rhyme!!!

they got a commitee to get me off the block
cause i say my rhymes loud and i say em non stop
because being bad news is what we er all about
we went to white castle and we got thrown out

what a classic

[jodosal]

I can't believe nobody said:

"Your face turns red as your glass of wine
You spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time
Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum
Cause I got more flavor than Fruit Striped Gum"

"My mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
Had to get up to get the Jimmy protector
Went berserk and worked and exploded
She woke up in the morning and her face was coated"

And then I love:
"He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost
She's slippin through his fingers as she's movin' out to the coast
He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees a ghost"

There's more, can't think of em.

[BeastieLips]

i'm mike d and i get respect
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

met a girl at a party and i gave her my card
man, you know that it said napoleon bonaparte

more adidas sneakers than a plumbers got pliers
got more suits than jacoby and meyers

keyboard money mark
you know he ain't havin' it
just give him some wood
and he'll build you a cabinet

me, adam, adam, and the mario c

there's too many to list.

[z-boy]

i think her names lucy, but they all call her loose
i think i thought i seen her on 8th and forty deuce
the next thing she said "my place or yours?
lets kick some base, behind closed doors"

[laurie_hammy]

At The Moment

So Ease Up On The Bong To Ease That Coughin
Butters On The Table Now Watch It Soften
Bring In Those Beats An Ima Bring Them Oftennn
Ima Keep Rappin When Im In Mah Coffin !

or

ADROCK IN THE HOUSE YA DONT STOP !
Its The B - E - A - S - T- I - E - B O-Y-S WITH THE MOST FINESSE

Dont Mean To Be Crude Dont Mean To Be Crass
But Listen Juliani You Can Kiss Mah Ass
Ya Heard My Word Now Dove Ya Play The Preature
Get On The Mic If Ya Love All The Creature !

[Guy Incognito]

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choice Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens

I have no bloody idea who jj evans is but I frickin love this bit from makin with the freak freak

[IDIOTSVILLE]

Originally Posted by adrock14

this is my all time favorite rhyme!!!

they got a commitee to get me off the block
cause i say my rhymes loud and i say em non stop
because being bad news is what we er all about
we went to white castle and we got thrown out

what a classic

id have to agree with that

[laurie_hammy]

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choice Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens

I have no bloody idea who jj evans is but I frickin love this bit from makin with the freak freak

Shit yeah ! ILL COMMUNICATION !!!

[POllywogBboy]

Dirty Mary Crazy Larry on the run from Dirty Harry!



God i love dirty harry fuckin awesome Clint is the man

[blahblah4898]

Well I'm A Six Point Seven On The Richter Scale
Got Rhymes Gallot And Then I Never Fail
Like Gravy To Potatos Luke To Darth Vader
I'm A Souped Up Sucker And I'll See You All Later


-Do It

[laurie_hammy]

Originally Posted by blahblah4898

Well I'm A Six Point Seven On The Richter Scale
Got Rhymes Gallot And Then I Never Fail
Like Gravy To Potatos Luke To Darth Vader
I'm A Souped Up Sucker And I'll See You All Later


-Do It

Oh My God, seriously what a fuckin rhyme

[malk]

What The Ponytail
I Don't Eat Snail
I'll Steal Your Keys
And Then I'll Check Your Mail

-Oh Word

[z-boy]

Listen up yall
cause this aint funny
my names Mike D
and i'm about to get money!

[kleptomaniac]

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?!"

[Lihi]

Well I don't know if I can actually choose a favorite lyric (except the "Is your name M. Diamond" one ), but I must say that I was really, really moved by Open Letter to NYC. I believe it to be the only emotional song that the Beasties have ever wrote, and I find it very special.

[laurie_hammy]

Originally Posted by kleptomaniac

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?!"

YO BABY WHATS UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Offered Her A Sip-SIP

[funk63]

high roller, big baller i call em creullers but u no their called crawlers! we keep it movin till the broad day light bgirls of the world unite aiiight??-MCA

I drive like a maniac on the streets and I dont give a fuck cuz i got the beats got my nuts swingin’ from left to right and right to left and I’m death defying
-Mike D

[laurie_hammy]

I Said One Week Spring Break It Aint Funny
Two Days Passed An Im Runnin Outta Money
-Adrock

[Planetary]

girl, you're walking tall now in your fancy clothes you got fancy things goin' up your nose, you're gettin' fancy gifts from expensive men, you're a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen...

[laurie_hammy]

Originally Posted by Planetary

girl, you're walking tall now in your fancy clothes you got fancy things goin' up your nose, you're gettin' fancy gifts from expensive men, you're a dog on a leash like a pig in a pen...

Add the rest of that verse, along with Mike's And Yauch's and ill agree.

[jackrock]

Well Things get hectic quick!
from the satellite dish to your joy stick!
\Mike D/

[jackrock]

Well Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut whoo
I'm AdRock, I'm Lit Like A Motherfuck!

[kleptomaniac]

I'm doin' 120 plowing over mail boxes
Radar detector to tell me where the cops is
Spend another night at the Motel 6
It's five dollars extra get the porno flicks and then I..
Concoct a black and tan in my brandy snifter
I'm a kleptomaniac K-Mart shoplifter



whoa! i didn't even know!

[kleptomaniac]

I'm bad ass move your fat ass 'cause you're wack son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson



my mom heard and she was like "wow...he sure does like ass."

[vickista]

personally i rekon these lyrics wld make an awsum pick up line.

"My place or urs, lets kick some base, behind closed doors."