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Sorry, this ist really big, but otherwise you couldn't read the whole thing...
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Sorry, this ist really big, but otherwise you couldn't read the whole thing...
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"all calm as hindu cows..."


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Old 11-30-2005, 10:02 PM
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buffo the clown is the fucking man


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Old 11-30-2005, 11:53 PM
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HOLY SHIT AMANAMSnamnsmansmnam ok funiest hing i've seen in a while . my stoamch hurts


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Old 12-02-2005, 12:36 PM
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Old 12-02-2005, 06:47 PM
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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 12-04-2005, 04:35 AM
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:54 AM
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:48 AM
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:57 PM
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Old 12-06-2005, 12:17 AM
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Old 12-06-2005, 04:31 AM
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^What he said.
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Old 12-06-2005, 09:13 AM
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for the desperate dudes who can't get any better.
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Old 12-06-2005, 10:08 AM
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are you suppose to shove that tube in "her" crotch?


then fuck the tube?
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Old 12-06-2005, 04:01 PM
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are you suppose to shove that tube in "her" crotch?


then fuck the tube?
i believe it's lube for when you're ready to plunge into your hot date. It's funny how they've got all the porn set around and on the t.v. just so you can get the "oh shit, I'm fucking my laundry and squeezing orange titties" though out of your head.


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Old 12-06-2005, 05:15 PM
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so you're suppose to lube up a bunch of towels and fuck a rolled up towel? how can that be any good?
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Old 12-06-2005, 05:21 PM
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^^ the writing looks either korean or japanese. If it were chinese, I could ask my wife what is says.


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Old 12-06-2005, 05:47 PM
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what. does you're wife know about fucking towels?
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Old 12-06-2005, 06:11 PM
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no but she could read the writing.


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Old 12-06-2005, 06:14 PM
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but you just said that writeing isn't chinese. your wife is a towel fucker
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Old 12-06-2005, 06:19 PM
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but you just said that writeing isn't chinese. your wife is a towel fucker
I said if it were Chinese she could read it and yeah, I'm a towel.


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Old 12-06-2005, 08:17 PM
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Hey neat - someone finally translated my method.


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 12-06-2005, 08:41 PM
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TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

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Old 12-07-2005, 12:06 AM
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^^ Currently livin' in Bahrain under the name of Noskcaj Leahcim


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Old 12-07-2005, 08:54 PM
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:28 AM
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