Favourite Beastie Boys Lyrics

[MC Boulangerie]

We’ve got rhyme selection in a wide array ! J’ai des bonbons pour vous, mangez ! The party people scream “Oui oui c’est vrai!” ! ‘cause I got a remote for my bidet ! Alive

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by MC Boulangerie

We?ve got rhyme selection in a wide array ! J?ai des bonbons pour vous, mangez ! The party people scream ?Oui oui c?est vrai!? ! ?cause I got a remote for my bidet ! Alive

that's about as far as my speaking french goes...

[Dannozza]

My Favourite lyrics change all the time- at the minute it is :

"Dogs Love me cos I'm crazy sniffable!
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral
In your home I'm cloned I'm on your headphones
I love it when you spazz out all alone"

[chrisd]

the (EVERY FUCKIN TIME THEY USE THAT SAT WORD; like: I know you're sittin pretty in THE hampty-hamps, ahh fuck, i fuckin love that; ROCK ON!)

i did the SATs and that's the sad ass truth
-(almighty) black sheep

[AtoD]

When it comes to bonin' HOO I'm representin!

[minorthreat]

Like Charles Dickens...I got the girlies in the coup like the colonel's got the chickens

can't beat that couplet for sheer majesty

[Justin]

you know arghh yea baby you know your on the one the funky one!

[Dockta Majick]

Currently it's:

"So don't touch me cause I'm electric
And if you touch me you'll get shocked!" - Professor Booty

It's like "duh!" but it makes me laugh.

[kleptomaniac]

Now I like nothing better than a pretty girl smile
And I haven't seen a smile that pretty in a while



that last line makes me smile

just because yauch says it.

[freqsh0w]

"cuz i drive like a maniac on tha streets and I dont giva fuck cuz i got the beats" - alright hear this

"im that kid in the corner all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna take a piece of the pie why not? im not quittin. think ima change up my style just to fit in?" - sure shot

"bob marley was a prophet for the freedom fight if dancin praise to the lord than i shall feel allright" - root down

"mca was with it and hes my ace so i grabbed the piano player and i punched him in the face" - paul revere

"ad rocks down with the ione, listen to this shit cuz both of them is boney" - get it together

[Narayan]

Originally Posted by freqsh0w

"cuz i drive like a maniac on tha streets and I dont giva fuck cuz i got the beats" - alright hear this

"im that kid in the corner all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna take a piece of the pie why not? im not quittin. think ima change up my style just to fit in?" - sure shot

"bob marley was a prophet for the freedom fight if dancin praise to the lord than i shall feel allright" - root down

"mca was with it and hes my ace so i grabbed the piano player and i punched him in the face" - paul revere

"ad rocks down with the ione, listen to this shit cuz both of them is boney" - get it together

i loooooooooooove alll tyhem..but my one of my fav. is An open letter for NYC

[Narayan]

Originally Posted by urbansoul

"I got more rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangoes"

"It's 4 A.M., I got the Hossenfeifer Ale, Got nothin to do so I 'm pissin on the third rail"

"I'm just chillin like Bob Dylan, Yeah I smoke cheaba It helps me with my brain,
I might be a little dusted but I'm not insane"

"Ed Norton, Ted Knight and Mr. E-D. Pump it homeboy just dont stop, like
Chef Boyardee cooling on the pot"

i loooove remote control, putting shame in your game,thats it thats all, brouhaha!!lol

[chrisd]

Originally Posted by Huh?

I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it

agreed

[getlive]

I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind that's right..said I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind.
MCA So Watcha Want

I jumped outside my house with my walkman on, I get so hyped when I hear this song.

I'm seeing blue and red flashing deep in the night, I get my alibi straight and I pull over to the right.

We are all connected like a lego set, one equals one together like a croquet. Whether we have or have not yet met, well it ain't no thing and it ain't no sweat.

Someday I'm gonna see us all joined as one and it would be too bad to blow it up before we're done.

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by getlive

I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind that's right..said I think I'm losing my mind this time..this time I'm losing my mind.
Mike D So Watcha Want

[jodosal]

"Well I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind, that's right
Well I think I'm losing my mind this time
This time I'm losing my mind"

"It's so free, this kind of feeling
It's like life, it's so appealing
When you've got so much to say
It's called gratitude"

"Your face turns red as your glass of wine
You spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time
Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum
Cause I got more flavor than fruit striped gum"

"I jumped outside the house with my walkman on
I get so hyped when I hear this song
It's gonna keep me happy like all day long
So go and talk shit cause it just makes me strong"

"I don't know
Who does know
There is no
Where to go
It's not so simple as I try to wish
But then again what is?
There is no other worthy quest
So on I go"

"We're mathematically puttin' it down
When lightning strikes best grab a ground
Got to get up to get down
I've got the terminator style with a touch of the tweak
Technics 1200's I'm known to freak"

"I've got a hole in my head and there's no one to fix it
Got to straighten my thoughts, I'm thinking too much sick shit
Everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes, takes
I've got to step back, I've got to contemplate"

"I keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
I use a bullshit mic that's made out of plastic
To send my rhymes out to all of the nations
Like Ma Bell, I've got the ill communications"

"Well, I'm a six point seven on the richter scale
I've got rhymes gallot and then I never fail
Like gravy on potatos, Luke to Darth Vader
I'm a souped up sucker and I'll see you all later"

"Which came first the chicken or the egg?
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg"

"Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe"

"She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh call and mail that ear"

really just like that part in the video

[djchriskruse]

My Favorite has got to be........."M.I.K.E. to the D.....You come to see me and you pay a fee.......Do what I do, professionally......To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be!"

[remi4979]

"I got more bounce than the fuckin bump"

"they say how can he be so skinny and live so phat"

"POW!"

[mariocaldatojr]

"First the 'War On Terror' now war on Iraq
We're reaching a point where we can't turn back
Let's lose the guns and let's lose the bombs
And stop the corporate contributions that their built upon"

Mike D, 'In a World Gone Mad', 2003

[kleptomaniac]

I feel like Rufus Thomas
The crown prince of dance
I'm Mike D and I'm known for romance

A B-E-A-S-T-I-E well everyone knows me
You know that I can surely be the number one in frequency
I'm hip I'm hopin I'm takin' time
For everyone that's on my jock
You know that I can surely rock
I like to talk I take the time
Turn it in I turn it out
Makin' rhymes, screem and shout
King of the mic I rock
I know how to turn you on just like a light
I'm number one and I'm the one
King AdRock of physico to the last
Is the day of the Beastie groove
So bet the fly rhymes to make you move

I play my stereo loud I disturb my neighbor
I want to enjoy the fruits of my labor

'Cause I am the holder of the 3-pack Bonanza
If you open the book then you will get your hand slapped
I am the keeper of the 3-pack Bonanza
If you ask a question then you will get the answer

I ride around town cause my ride is fly
I shot a man in Brooklyn "just to watch him die"

The kid said, Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money
Pulled out the jammy and aimed it at the sky
He yelled, Stick 'em up and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect

Another day slips by
I've got to fix my mind
Because the mind's maligned
With I mean mine
I've got to turn it around
Got to give back
Because this self centered thing is keeping me off track

oooh colorful

[K-Rock]

I got the peg leg at the end of my stump shake your rump!

[K-Rock]

Originally Posted by djchriskruse

My Favorite has got to be........."M.I.K.E. to the D.....You come to see me and you pay a fee.......Do what I do, professionally......To tell the truth I am exactly what I want to be!"

this one is also great

[TimDoolan]

“You sold a few records but don't get slick
'Cause you used a corked bat to get those hits
You've been in the game, your career is long
But when you really break it down you've only got 2 songs”


Good God, I'm really diggin TTFB right now, thanks to Cosmo's remixes. I really had a problem with some of the insrumentals from the record, but listening to all of them mashed up with other shit has led me to believe that TTFB might be someof the best wordplay the beasties have ever dropped on a record. Anybody else think this song is about Diddy?

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by TimDoolan

Anybody else think this song is about Diddy?

hello irony! diddy was one of the guys honoring them, ain't that right? hmm...

[piriweepu]

Hi all this is my first post, i'm sorry if this is a bit immature but always have to listen to it a few times when the song is on:

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair
So I can climb up and get into your underwear!!

What Comes Around (PB)

[SickFreak]

"Ya say fuck that
yo Holmes, fuck this,
I'm the King Ad-Whammy
Yo Dick Butkus"

Get On The Mic, Adrock

[MC Boulangerie]

"I got an A from Moe Dee for stickin' to themes !"

Intergalactic

[JIMMYJAMS]

Professor, whats another word for pirate treasure ?
why I think it's booty ! booty, booty !!!

you should sleep late man, it's better on your constitution.

i'm doin 120 plowin' over mailboxes, radar detector to tell me where the cops is.

[steve-onpoint]

Anybody else a fan of Song For The Man? I loved it live. And I think the lyrics are as important as ever.

These are trying times, y'all. B-People of the word unite. Aight?

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by steve-onpoint

Anybody else a fan of Song For The Man? I loved it live. And I think the lyrics are as important as ever.

These are trying times, y'all. B-People of the word unite. Aight?

right on steve!

they should start performing song for the man live again...