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Old 05-30-2003, 12:19 AM
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seriously, where the fuck were everyone of you on this one?

it's a pretty simple concept.

what's the matter, don't like being filthy rich?

admit YOU dropped the ball, and so and so was there to pick it up and a make a million+ dollars...

who's laughing now? not you, because you can't afford to due to a 30% laughing tax.

it looks good on you too.

good day, and try and use your fucking gray matter please.


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Old 05-30-2003, 04:01 AM
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If you see a "As seen on TV" product on TV for more than three weeks, its making big bucks. That strainer thing has been on tv for months so you can do the math.
Big companies have been started and funded by one informercial product. Unreal.


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Old 05-30-2003, 05:21 PM
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Old 06-09-2003, 08:45 AM
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I actually always found Captain Crunch a little creepy......and Nixon.


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