The Family Album

[Miho]

That guy always looked awesome.

[HEIRESS]

Originally Posted by DandyFop

Well, I am in Salt Lake and it's been snowing...it was those or my ratty old converse. Haha this is where I run into the "being a girl" issue

when you live in colder climates you need to choose warmth over looking fashionable.

my new years dress was accessorized in this manner because it was -25ish that night.


I can almost never find pretty boots that fit my big ass legs. so dyke boots it is.

[Echewta]

Ahh, now it makes sense. Paddy grew up with hats too big for him.

[Nuzzolese]

nice boots

[Lyman Zerga]

serious mike tyson ear damage there

did it hurt a lot? guess youre pumped up with pain killers by now

[checkyourprez]

Originally Posted by Helvete

The word is basis, not bases.

and the winner of the 2009 annual beastie boys spelling contest is...............HELVETE.

WHOOO HOOO YEA BOIIIIII YOU DID IT!!!!!



i apologize, i made a spelling error. what an IDIOT i am. thank you for correcting me.

[Bob]

i can't decide whether or not i like this picture of myself but ahhhhhh fuck it, i have so few of them, i'm posting it

[ericlee]

that must've been one great looking ass, bob.

[checkyourprez]

Originally Posted by Bob

i can't decide whether or not i like this picture of myself but ahhhhhh fuck it, i have so few of them, i'm posting it

dude you make it sound like your a troll or something in other threads. definatly didnt picture you to look like that.

in a purely heterosexual way your not a bad looking guy. with that wit, and the fact that your a lawyer, you should be able to pull some nice tail one day. just need to open up to them. show them the da real bob. den you show dem bobs cob.

[ericlee]

're.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by checkyourprez

den you show dem bobs cob.

Bob has a bumpy yellow penis?

[checkyourprez]

possibly.

i was using it as a euphemism for a normal humans penis.

but maybe this is why bob doesn't get with girls. his penis actually resembles a cob of corn and he is mightily ashamed of it, rarely ever letting it see the light of day.

[na§tee]

you have nice hair. it is a lovely picture, bob.

but are you wearing an apron? a sandwich board? a halterneck pair of pants? lawyer bondage gear? enquiring minds want to know.

[Planetary]

Originally Posted by checkyourprez

his penis actually resembles a cob of corn and he is mightily ashamed of it, rarely ever letting it see the light of day.

it must be pretty small then, how would it grow ?!

[Bob]

Originally Posted by na§tee

you have nice hair. it is a lovely picture, bob.

but are you wearing an apron? a sandwich board? a halterneck pair of pants? lawyer bondage gear? enquiring minds want to know.

guitar (hero)

[jabumbo]

i was thinking you had found a job as a tailor

[Helvete]

Originally Posted by checkyourprez

and the winner of the 2009 annual beastie boys spelling contest is...............HELVETE.

WHOOO HOOO YEA BOIIIIII YOU DID IT!!!!!



i apologize, i made a spelling error. what an IDIOT i am. thank you for correcting me.

Just because you use lots of upper case letters in one line, doesn't mean you can negate them for the rest of the writing!

[checkyourprez]

Originally Posted by Helvete

Just because you use lots of upper case letters in one line, doesn't mean you can negate them for the rest of the writing!

o i was not denying their existence. they were emphasizing the fact that you won. like a loud enthused voice, as opposed to a subdued embarrassed crappy speller.

[beastiegirrl101]

Originally Posted by Bob

I totally agree with Nasteeeee, great hair...I'd spoon you.

[b i o n i c]

Originally Posted by beastiegirrl101

I kissed a fish and I liked it.....

ding ding ding, winner

[jabumbo]

its not a winner without those toes in the shot

[-T-]

"My dick feels like corn"

[DIGI]

Originally Posted by mikizee

Put your collar down dude. You're better than that.

Collar up = douchebag

I'm too lazy so I won't, but I'm fairly certain that somewhere in the depths of this thread, there's a picture of you with your collar popped.

[checkyourprez]

Originally Posted by -T-

"My dick feels like corn"

dane actually had a funny with that one.



true side story...

my buddies buddy (so then again i cannot myself confirm da factual realness of this story) told me his friend was fucking his girl in the ass one day, and when he pulled out there was a kernel of corn on the end of his dick.

i found that pretty funny.

[Nicodemus]

Jesus Christ.

[Belt Parkway]

Originally Posted by checkyourprez

dane actually had a funny with that one.



true side story...

my buddies buddy (so then again i cannot myself confirm da factual realness of this story) told me his friend was fucking his girl in the ass one day, and when he pulled out there was a kernel of corn on the end of his dick.

i found that pretty funny.

I'll never understand butt sex.

Oh well.

[hitmonlee]

Originally Posted by RoryMC

hello

[Tzar]

padster, she does look like a bit of a minga but i'm sure she's a nice bloke and all.






puts out?

[beastiegirrl101]

Happy St. Paddy's y'all....it was a loooooong day that ended in $70.00 worth of sushi for Nata.

[Echewta]

Wow, you took a picture with two things that go great together.

Hieneken and USA Today.