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Old 03-08-2007, 10:46 AM
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St. Patty's Day is coming up, which is yet another excuse to go get obliterated in celebration, and here is a gadget that can assist in the obliteration. This talking beer glass is the perfect for the person who always needs to be told what to do. It is also great if you have previously drunken yourself blind—it will warn of low beer levels. $28.

I wonder if it can do pickup lines when you can manage nothing more than gargling at a girl...



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Old 03-09-2007, 09:51 AM
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otis, i found my bad boy last night. and it totally fucked me up! check it out



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Old 03-09-2007, 09:55 AM
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WOW! A reusable envelope! That is so hardcore!


Lol, are the reverse markings an indication of aussie drinking humour?



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Old 03-09-2007, 10:02 AM
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there's a return address on the back of the envelope. shit, people can read my address. ah well, that's not the adress i use for anything but my phone bill. cbf changing it.

QLD has changed a bit since you've benn here. technically it's illegal to have a shower that's longer than 4 mins now
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:08 AM
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there's a return address on the back of the envelope. shit, people can read my address. ah well, that's not the adress i use for anything but my phone bill. cbf changing it.

QLD has changed a bit since you've benn here. technically it's illegal to have a shower that's longer than 4 mins now
Haha, when I go in the subway in the mornings I often think it's illegal to shower at all here. I remember bans on car washing when I was there. But the shower thing is kinda harsh, cause it gets hot like a mother fucker a lot. They should lower the AC settings in buildings cause that's also a huge hit on water use.



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Old 03-09-2007, 10:17 AM
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water standards have become ridiculous here. 12 months ago we were on level 2, with a maximum of level 3. now we're on level 5. they're planning level 6 and 7 now too. we're living up to the "driest continent in the world" claim
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:19 AM
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Fuck water, drink beer then!



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Old 03-09-2007, 10:23 AM
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:28 AM
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good evening claire louise stewart
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:29 AM
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holy fuck! oh wait, i've posted that many times in my hate thread. ahahaha. okay. calm. you could find my address and mobile number if you were really entrepreneurial.



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Old 03-09-2007, 10:34 AM
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i think i know of a thread that has your address but i'll be kind enough not to mention it. this address is useless anyway. as far as the government knows i still live with my parents. but if anyone went to pay for my mobile bills or greenpeace and amnesty international donations then feel free to do so
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Old 03-09-2007, 10:38 AM
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hah, thanks for not mentioning the thread. i've probably posted it a billion times in various moments of madness. i don't want any heterosexuality law enforcement officers turning up at my door or anything. i'm moving soon though, wweeeeeh! so make the most of it while you can.

i can send you a bottle of water? no? i'm all about the charity, here.



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Old 03-09-2007, 10:52 AM
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you best. it'll be worth more than gold here soon
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:01 AM
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If you Queensies weren't such sponges they could just recycle the water from the showers.



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Old 03-11-2007, 11:09 AM
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Old 03-11-2007, 11:11 AM
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Old 03-11-2007, 11:13 AM
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Old 03-11-2007, 05:04 PM
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Old 03-12-2007, 03:52 AM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

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Old 03-12-2007, 07:32 AM
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Aha! I saw that email last week

I wish I had teh ballz to do something like that when I was at skewl



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Old 03-12-2007, 12:44 PM
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Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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That's one less Mcdonalds burger



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Old 03-13-2007, 09:18 AM
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I love that shit. Who the hell composes a photo like that!?



Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 03-13-2007, 09:23 AM
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:26 PM
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:01 PM
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Old 03-13-2007, 03:16 PM
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MIKE D'S HAIR!!!

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Old 03-13-2007, 03:32 PM
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