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Old 10-14-2005, 03:54 PM
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because there's too much under/over appreciation, and not enough dirty talk.

ladies: does size matter?

men: does size matter?

turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 10-14-2005, 03:56 PM
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Size of what Pauli?
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:57 PM
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breasts and clits?

I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.

heh.

erm, yes to answer your questions

NO FAT CHICKS!



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:09 PM
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^what he said.



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Old 10-15-2005, 07:24 AM
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breasts and clits?

I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.

heh.

erm, yes to answer your questions

NO FAT CHICKS!
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:19 AM
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damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.

all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:45 AM
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damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.

all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit

ok bob, im PMing you my bank log in and password. tell me if i have enough to get you to go out with me.



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:20 PM
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turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?
you kill me. in a good way.



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
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you kill me. in a good way.
too bad it's not in the dead way





Anyways, since Pauli is out to lunch, I'll assume she means breast size, ass size, etc.


No, it does not matter. A girl can be whatever the hell she wants, if I can talk to her and we get along, I'll ask her out. There's no such thing as a 'fat chick', just horribly shallow guys.
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:26 PM
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You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick




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Old 10-14-2005, 04:46 PM
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who ever said i have a tiny penis?
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:55 PM
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yeah, you might just have a tiny hand.



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Old 10-14-2005, 06:46 PM
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You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick

Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.

1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America



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Old 10-14-2005, 06:50 PM
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Of course size matters. That's why I always go for the large pepsi and not the medium one.

That's what this is about right?







Right?



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Old 10-15-2005, 04:32 AM
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Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.

1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America

They always say on the news here that the UK is only 2nd to the USA and we are catching up.

Maybe that is just overweight stats. Cus you have to be larger to be obese. I think I'm actually classed as obese. They should re classify, cus I'd just class me as over weight. I'll check.

Edit: According http://www.annecollins.com to I am between 50 and 92 lbs over weight, to be at an acceptable weight. And I have to lose 16 lbs before I won't be obese. The internet can be so depressing at time Right, I'm gonna lose them 16 lbs. I think I'd be just bones if I lost the total of 92 lbs. I'll try and lose half a lb a day and I'll report back here in a month



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Old 10-15-2005, 04:35 AM
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riiiiiiiiiiiight



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
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p.s. I thought of Peaches.



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Old 10-15-2005, 12:03 PM
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I'm very surprised by the fact that no girl on this board bragged about how they love their asses and breasts and how big they are and how they wanna eat themselves. I'm just really surprised.

Ok, I'll start, I've got big eyes so I can see better what's big or not!!!!



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Old 10-15-2005, 12:17 PM
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Yes size does matter. He can't have a little...













































nose, that's just weird. I like big strong hands too.



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Old 10-15-2005, 01:01 PM
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nice ass nice boobs and nice legs is my kind of woman
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:06 PM
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I don't know about size mattering. I've only been with one guy and his sex rocks my world.



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Old 10-15-2005, 01:51 PM
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i think size is slightly important. you want something... fullfilling.

but what matters more is how they move, how they make you feel, everything that makes sex GREAT. the realness of it. awesomeness.

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Old 10-15-2005, 05:15 PM
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:30 PM
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Well, size matters, yes. I'm talking about men here.

Although I've heard that even a small equipment works well, it won't change the fact that you are seeing a tiny thing hanging there, you know?! It's not masculine. Maybe it's just my opinion, but I guess women tend to like men who are taller, older (not always, but you know what I mean), more experienced, big hands...big penis (normal size is just about right). Anyway, the man, in many aspects, is required to be more and more and more, much more.

Seriously, whenever I see a man with tiny hands I don't give enough credit to them. It's sad I know, but I look for masculine guy and tiny hands just don't go for me, it's like I'm playing with a little kid.

Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.Not that that's a bad thing.I don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!



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Old 10-15-2005, 05:42 PM
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^ best post in this thread. hihihi!

yeah, i like seeing a huge thing hanging there. that's why i choose only the finest, trumpiest, and most luxurious imported canadian penis that money can buy.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:50 PM
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^You snuck the Dildocon Beaver-Pounder 5000 over the border? Those are illegal here now, after all those impalings.



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Old 10-15-2005, 07:16 PM
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worth every penny.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
bobby: ow, you're hurting me. you're giving me an indian burn.
noelle: that's because you're struggling.

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Old 10-16-2005, 10:24 AM
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What about if your hung like a horse but strapped like a noodle
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Old 10-17-2005, 12:26 AM
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Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.Not that that's a bad thing.I don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!
yeah i agree - well not on it all being ugly, but small ones just aren't very good looking when not erect.

i've been with one guy who i actually considered to be too small. he was very skinny all over, weighed less than me too, so i never felt like he was "in charge" (younger too). i've been with a guy who was too big. like sometimes it would be ok, but giving him head was a real mission (hand to use my hand to grab the other half) and sometimes sex would hurt. but sometimes it would be worth it.

ahh. too much information?



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Old 10-17-2005, 12:32 AM
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ahh. too much information?
Turd should actually be by shortly to ask for further details.

Besides, when someone's thanking whoever "invented cockskeet" a few threads below this one, I don't think there's much point in worrying about "too much information".



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