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Old 10-28-2009, 06:56 PM
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so I thought that law school and the subsequent soul crushing void of unemployment and no job prospects had voided me of my ability to feel things but i go down to the mailbox today and there's a letter from the board of bar examiners. i was literally shaking as i tried to open the envelope and unfold it and it turns out i passed and i literally said "oh thank god" out loud even though i was alone and my heart is still pounding and i'm still kind of shaking and the tunnel vision is only just now starting to fade and i think i'm going to go have a lie down for a while but oh thank god i passed that fucking thing, i did not want to do it again

i thought this moment wouldn't be particularly exciting because, you know, you have to have a job to be a lawyer but nope that was pretty fucking tense

whoooooo

phewww
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Old 10-28-2009, 06:59 PM
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Seems as if all your christmases are coming at once, Bob.

Congrats



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Old 10-28-2009, 07:00 PM
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Quite a day.

Bob passed the bar and (thanks to my wife's seven layer bean dip) I passed a lot of gas.

Congrats to you, sir.












I would also like to add that I think I am officially Bob's biggest internet fan. I was the first to reply to this and to his facebook update.




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Old 10-28-2009, 07:01 PM
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Ok, maybe Freeb is a bigger fan than me.






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Old 10-28-2009, 07:02 PM
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hey i guess i have something to talk about on my date tomorrow

and if it goes badly and she decides she's just not that into me after all i don't think i'm going to be brought down about it, this is pretty ideal timing
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:07 PM
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She should be swooning when you tell her you're offically certified to practice law now.


Congrats man.
That's awesome



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Old 10-28-2009, 07:11 PM
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good on ya brolmes.



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Old 10-28-2009, 07:11 PM
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I thought this was about the son of god



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Old 10-28-2009, 07:12 PM
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congrats bro, now i've got an excuse to party tonight



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Old 10-28-2009, 09:06 PM
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Bob now's the ideal time to do a world tour.

And make t shirts. Lots of merch.

Need a cool name for the tour though.



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Old 10-28-2009, 10:33 PM
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FANTASTIC NEWS!
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Old 10-30-2009, 11:24 AM
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triple congrats bub! looks like all your hard work paid off.

I recall when I got the call that I got my first job in my industry, I literally threw the phone into the air, it smashed as it hit the ground and I ran out onto the street in the middle of winter barefoot with no shirt and screamed at the top of my lungs. It was an exhilarating feeling, I nearly passed out from sheer joy.
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