jesus christ

[Bob]

so I thought that law school and the subsequent soul crushing void of unemployment and no job prospects had voided me of my ability to feel things but i go down to the mailbox today and there's a letter from the board of bar examiners. i was literally shaking as i tried to open the envelope and unfold it and it turns out i passed and i literally said "oh thank god" out loud even though i was alone and my heart is still pounding and i'm still kind of shaking and the tunnel vision is only just now starting to fade and i think i'm going to go have a lie down for a while but oh thank god i passed that fucking thing, i did not want to do it again

i thought this moment wouldn't be particularly exciting because, you know, you have to have a job to be a lawyer but nope that was pretty fucking tense

whoooooo

phewww