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Old 09-17-2008, 04:04 PM
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Thumbs up I got laid last night
And on Saturday (different chicks). This is significant because I went like 3 months after breaking up with my ex-bitch with no sexytime.

Vaginas are like buses, you wait a while then two come along within 4 days of each other and you put your dick in them.


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Old 09-17-2008, 04:06 PM
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congratulations on getting your dick wet dude.


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Old 09-17-2008, 04:10 PM
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me too
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:14 PM
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Are you sure they weren't ex-men?


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Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 09-17-2008, 04:24 PM
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Yeah, they were both rather fine actually. Both had cracking bums which is always important.


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Old 09-17-2008, 04:25 PM
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How do you put your dick in a bus?
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:25 PM
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You're right, it's a tight fit but I manage. Just about.


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Old 09-17-2008, 04:38 PM
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Pads 2 - 0 Vaginarreal



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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 09-17-2008, 04:43 PM
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Joker.

What a shit match though, did you watch it? I'm almost glad I didn't get home from work til the last 15 minutes, what a disgrace. And Scolari is complaining about 4-0? Cunts.


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Old 09-17-2008, 04:51 PM
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Three months is a long time, I would imagine you won't be hearing from the first girl anytime soon.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:07 PM
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On the contrary I now have a guaranteed booty call up at Manchester Uni. She loved that shit.


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Old 09-17-2008, 05:25 PM
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Joker.

What a shit match though, did you watch it? I'm almost glad I didn't get home from work til the last 15 minutes, what a disgrace. And Scolari is complaining about 4-0? Cunts.
yeah I watched it all.Referee was shite.Villarreal almost sneaked one in against play.Ronaldo made a huge diffrence when he came on in the last half hour.Plenty of ops to score,only themselves to blame


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Old 09-18-2008, 02:36 AM
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This is all a bit crass isn't it?


some noise what I made

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Old 09-18-2008, 02:55 AM
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This is all a bit crass isn't it?
you can't say you don't love it tho! Why else would you click a thread that clearly tells the whole story in the title.

I was going to comment that its 8.30am in the morning and you've already posted - is she still next to you as you post to the world what you just did? Or did you kick her out early?
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:19 AM
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I posted the thread at 11pm, chump.


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Old 09-18-2008, 06:39 AM
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heh - I'm a nub, so you did!

I figured since I read it then, you posted then!
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:58 AM
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You're new to this internet thing aren't you?


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Old 09-18-2008, 07:29 AM
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You're new to this internet thing aren't you?
Seems so - I was working in the internet business back in 1996 and a long time after but obviously I've lost a lot of the fundamentals[sp?]
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:31 AM
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There's a spellcheck in the reply window.


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Old 09-18-2008, 07:57 AM
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There's a spellcheck in the reply window.
dunt work in the IE version I have to use use at work.
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Old 09-18-2008, 08:31 AM
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i got paid last night


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Old 09-18-2008, 11:23 AM
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Yep, two hundred pounds.




IN THE ASS LOL


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