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Old 02-23-2006, 04:15 PM
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*Places flag of cookiepuss firmly in keyboard* Attention residents of the BBMB, I hereby claim this message board for myself. Any one who who opposes my authority shall be taken in to custody by my royal guards and sold into slavery. Now, there are too many residents here and I need more room for my minions, so some of you will be recieving some lovely parting gifts in the form of these lovely warm blankets that were donated by the 5th wing of the Bird Flu infestation ward.

thank you for your compliance and have a nice day....

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Old 02-23-2006, 04:16 PM
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Goldust will be your slave.....
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:17 PM
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Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:19 PM
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As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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As long as I have some visits from cookiepuss (wearing a corset, preferably), I'm down with the cookiepuss conquest!
thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:21 PM
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sweet... er what's the flag look like?



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:22 PM
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Can Goldust give Qdrop sodomy?
giving Sodomy is reserved for royalty. receiving sodomy is allowed for anyone.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:23 PM
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sweet... er what's the flag look like?
err.. quite similar to a vagina giving birth to a chocolate chip cookie.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:24 PM
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odd, and whats that represent?



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:25 PM
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thank you kind sir. I would like to extend you an offer to join my royal guard.
I will thwart ALL assassination attempts.

No need to pay me or anything. I'll accept those visits with you in a corset as payment...



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:27 PM
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odd, and whats that represent?
pssshhhh. pussy + cookie = cookiepuss. duh. Ok here's your blanket, move along.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:29 PM
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oh right i didn't notice that heh.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:30 PM
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I'm cool with this, however I bow to no one.
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:33 PM
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I'm cool with this, however I bow to no one.
the country of cookiepuss bows to no one! we do have a secret handshake though.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:34 PM
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You keep your handshake, our alliance is shakey at best.
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:36 PM
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You keep your handshake, our alliance is shakey at best.
yes I realize this transition will be difficult for some of you, but in time you will come to appriciate my evil ways.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:38 PM
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what are the lyrics to the anthem?



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:49 PM
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dude what kind of country do you think we are? we don't sing gay-ass anthems.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:51 PM
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fine



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:54 PM
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It's a country with a vagina and a cookie on the flag, I'd assume a song by N*Sync would be the national anthem.
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:58 PM
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NO ANTHEM!



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:59 PM
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how bout a song that states who we are and what were all about?



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:01 PM
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no. if this province has a poet laurete he/she may compose a NATIONAL DRINKING SONG, but not an anthem.



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:03 PM
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What about a pledge?



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:04 PM
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cool

soo, i guess you can order me around for a while i guess, got nun better to do



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:08 PM
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What about a pledge?
See this is the problem with democracy, you need all these anthems and pledges and crap to make people feel like they are making a choice and giving thier alligence to thier country.

this is simple. I rule, you do what I say. I care not if you feel all warm and fuzzy toward the nation of cookiepuss.



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:15 PM
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^Dude, wipe off your mouth. You got pussy crumbs all over you!

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See this is the problem with democracy, you need all these anthems and pledges and crap to make people feel like they are making a choice and giving thier alligence to thier country.

this is simple. I rule, you do what I say. I care not if you feel all warm and fuzzy toward the nation of cookiepuss.
Ew, when you said "warm and fuzzy" then "cookiepuss" it sounded funny, was that what you were intending? That's true though. So who will be recieving the parting gifts?



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:30 PM
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So who will be recieving the parting gifts?
well I chose this as my moment to conquer the board because there is currently so much strife about lately. I plan to wait and let the locals kill eachother off, then I shall assess the casualties and send in the royal guard to dispose of any left over rif-raff.



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:37 PM
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I just saw a pig tailed singing woman,a small dog,tin man,a scarecrow and a lion skipping up to the entrance

shall i let them in?



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Old 02-23-2006, 05:50 PM
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So far I like the sound of this.
why did you edit your post loser! you were so on point! another stunt like that and I'm sending you a blanket for sure.



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