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My colleague is about 5 months preggy and she just seems so radiant…I’ve never really observed the “pregnancy glow” so to speak but with her it’s kinda undeniable…sure she’s already quite wonderful and attractive to begin with but it’s like she has a definite aura about her…her laugh seems richer, her smile deeper and she just seems ,I don’t know, wiser maybe?...I’m wondering if this a natural response of my perception of her and how influenced it is by evolutionary instinct…like on a unconscious level I’m more aware of her because of a underlying instinct to protect a member of the tribe/pride or if it’s perhaps brought on by a underlying sexual acknowledgement that this is a female actively capable of expanding the community…I don’t know, just thinking…yeah,she’s so lovely…I want to bring her food, firewood and animal pelts to adorn herself with…

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Old 11-03-2010, 01:51 PM
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I just love pregnant women.
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Old 11-03-2010, 02:41 PM
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also...perhaps it has something to do with her change/focus of diet combined with alcohol and tabacco cessation...maybe she's just glowing because she's healthier...and the change in bosom...oh my goodness...maybe I have an unbeknownst nursing fixation now becoming apparent...I don't know...I like to think there is something mystic about it all anyway's...



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Old 11-03-2010, 02:59 PM
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the first thing i noticed/blurted out when i saw my 5/6 month pregnant bff was "BOOOOOOBS". She barely had a pregnant tummy, but holy shit - BOOOOOOBS.



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Old 11-03-2010, 03:48 PM
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my exbf and I go to the same yoga class and our instructor is pregnant. all he ever talks about is how huge her boobs are.



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Old 11-03-2010, 03:48 PM
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tell the expectant father to move over for the moot is about to step in



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Old 11-03-2010, 04:44 PM
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I see pregnant people all day. And little under 5 shits.

But yes, I agree with the pregnant glow - a woman is at her most beautiful pregnant. And I think that is probably evolutionary to, someone who is fertile when our pre-obsession is expanding the species means that we'd probably find that ticking our boner boxes.



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Old 11-03-2010, 04:52 PM
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I should also say that there is some ugly pregnant people. And I very much doubt they'd smarten up after dropping it.



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I am due to be a double aunt in the new year as both my sister and sister in law are expecting. It's very exciting and they both look wonderful.



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Old 11-05-2010, 05:13 PM
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maybe i'm a freak but i do not find pregnant women attractive at all, even if they were attractive beforehand. even the word "pregnant" is kind of gross. it makes me think of "smegma". "preggers" is worse because it pretends that it's cute but it's not.

i prefer "in a famliy way"



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Old 11-06-2010, 02:41 AM
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im always worried im hitting the baby with my penis when im having sex with pregnant woman.
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Old 11-06-2010, 11:11 AM
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I wouldn't worry too much - babies are usually more than 3 inches away from the vaginal lips



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My friend who I've had a crush on FOREVER is pregnant and just posted a pic on facebook.

I got over her once, twice even - she is still really gorgeous! Aww.



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And here’s what became of that glow!







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Ugh, babies!
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My colleague is about 5 months preggy and she just seems so radiant…I’ve never really observed the “pregnancy glow” so to speak but with her it’s kinda undeniable…sure she’s already quite wonderful and attractive to begin with but it’s like she has a definite aura about her…her laugh seems richer, her smile deeper and she just seems ,I don’t know, wiser maybe?...I’m wondering if this a natural response of my perception of her and how influenced it is by evolutionary instinct…like on a unconscious level I’m more aware of her because of a underlying instinct to protect a member of the tribe/pride or if it’s perhaps brought on by a underlying sexual acknowledgement that this is a female actively capable of expanding the community…I don’t know, just thinking…yeah,she’s so lovely…I want to bring her food, firewood and animal pelts to adorn herself with…

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I wouldn't worry too much - babies are usually more than 3 inches away from the vaginal lips
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so ..

expecting #2 and we just found out ... about 2 months pregnant..

we saw her father ... my father in law..

He says ... oh my God .. your pregnant ...

and I said yes ...

He said I can see your glow ... and thats how it went down.



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