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Old 05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:51 PM
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:46 PM
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Look, she shaves!

Ya gotta love hairless pussy.



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Old 05-08-2008, 11:23 AM
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Looks like Amy is confused about whether she should be talking into that mayonaise jar she holding up to her ear or her cell phone on the other ear.

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Old 05-08-2008, 11:53 AM
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She seems to be ugly in just about every way humanly possible.



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Old 05-08-2008, 06:26 PM
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:28 PM
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Old 05-08-2008, 06:50 PM
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Kumar IS actually pretty hot....



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Old 05-08-2008, 07:52 PM
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Kumar IS actually pretty hot....

i just spent an hour telling my exbf about my kumar-obsession. i really love that he's on house now.

speaking of which:


i lurve him



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Old 05-09-2008, 03:06 PM
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Why is it that every woman under 25 has a Hugh Laurie obsession all of a sudden. It's creeping me out.

He reminds me of my dad. :s



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Old 05-09-2008, 03:15 PM
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Why is it that every woman under 25 has a Hugh Laurie obsession all of a sudden. It's creeping me out.

He reminds me of my dad. :s
See, I only think he's hot when he's playing House. it's the character more than his actual looks.

but I'm over 25.


I use to have a crush on William H Macy, based purely on the character he played while doing guest appearances on his wife's old show "Sports Night"


they were way hot together on that show. His guest appearances were too short.



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Old 05-09-2008, 03:19 PM
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hugh laurie is only good in blackadder



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Old 05-09-2008, 03:45 PM
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She seems to be ugly in just about every way humanly possible.
she used to be hotttttttttttt


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Old 05-09-2008, 04:02 PM
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Why is it that every woman under 25 has a Hugh Laurie obsession all of a sudden. It's creeping me out.

He reminds me of my dad. :s
He's what I like to call "famous hot". Only hot because he plays a witty character on TV.

If you were in a bar and this 40-something guy, with his grey har and 5:00 shadow came up to you to flirt, you'd all reject him.
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:08 PM
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If you were in a bar and this 40-something guy, with his grey har and 5:00 shadow came up to you to flirt, you'd all reject him.
but that's my favorite kind of guy.
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:33 PM
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As long as we're talking...
this is Melville Poupard



and there is more to it than this: dancing reveals good health, after which they kiss to ascertain odor.

Therefore, apart from the many other advantages derived from dancing, it is essential to well ordered society

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Old 05-09-2008, 04:35 PM
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Old 05-09-2008, 04:40 PM
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Why is it that every woman under 25 has a Hugh Laurie obsession all of a sudden. It's creeping me out.

He reminds me of my dad. :s
can i bang your daddy?



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Old 05-09-2008, 04:50 PM
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poup lol
yah, man - he is the poup! ooh la la!

tres bien
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reon kadena is beautiful. i can't find many good pics that aren't nude...

go see for yourself
normally I find asian women to be fairly boring as I am sexually racist but this girl is amazing.



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Old 05-10-2008, 07:04 AM
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:24 AM
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she doesn't look very hot there tho
adriana monsalve from espn deportes



this is fucking worse than any thing that has ever happened
this is a fuckin horse cock in tiny mouth
this is the worst
this is bullshit

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Old 05-15-2008, 07:49 AM
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He's what I like to call "famous hot". Only hot because he plays a witty character on TV.

If you were in a bar and this 40-something guy, with his grey har and 5:00 shadow came up to you to flirt, you'd all reject him.
nah, i find nonfamous men with the hugh laurie looks to be incredibly hot anyway. i like the gray hair.

i wish a 40-something would hit on me. but i look like jailbait most of the time. most older men i would like WOULDNT hit on me

gahhhhh.



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Old 05-15-2008, 06:47 PM
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im being serious too . he's real sexy .



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