i miss talking shit with random strangers on the internet

[TurdBerglar]

yuppies are just as bad as hoodrats

[TurdBerglar]

and why does this one shirt that I have give me BO. I only get BO when I wear this shirt.

[Guy Incognito]

stop wearing it then. buy another one

[TAL]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

and why does this one shirt that I have give me BO. I only get BO when I wear this shirt.

It probably says BJ, but someone filled in the J.

[abbott]

im saving for braces

[Uru-Nitro]

I come here very often to read al your hilarious and/or serious threads. But I almost never post -only on the beastie boys forum- because my English is so poor that it takes me like forever to explain my points. At least I can read you well.

[pshabi]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

and why does this one shirt that I have give me BO. I only get BO when I wear this shirt.

Is it Dri Fit or some other type of "performance material?" Poly-Blend?

[TurdBerglar]

nah. it's just a plain old cotton t-shirt. I have one in blue and one in red. the blue one makes me reek but not the red one.

[Dorothy Wood]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

yuppies are just as bad as hoodrats

Yeah, there's more garbage everywhere now. More traffic, more graffiti, more panhandlers (actually there were none before), small groups of hobo crust punks, more petty crime, more noise, etc.

And everyone thinks they're so fucking cool for being here. I went to a new bar recently with my boyfriend and his parents, and we got such dirty looks from the patrons, like "how dare you bring olds in here!" I just laughed like "sorry to ruin your image but this place is down the street from where I've lived for 9 years, probably since you were in 8th grade, get over it". The staff was nice though.

Anyway, I'm still on a quest to find a peaceful life. It's hard because the world is full of jerks.

[TurdBerglar]

hobo crust punks?



if the british call diapers napkins what the fuck do they call napkins?

[Dorothy Wood]

http://thevillager.com/2013/03/28/a-...tary-homeless/

^fuckers like that. There's a group of them that now hang out near an underpass I travel through on my bike ride home from work. They ask for money and I just ignore them. They started showing up just a couple weeks ago. They popped up in the last neighborhood I was gentrified out of (a lawyer bought the building I lived in and kicked everyone out to make it a single family mansion because in his words "this neighborhood is up and coming".)

Yes, I'm bitter.

[TurdBerglar]

oh, there's this really bohemian lesbian college town up the river. it's like a place were you'd go to get a skirt made of hemp and then get your tragus pierced and get some obscure vinyl records. it has a real problem with douchebags pan handling. probably the same type of douchebags. the town put in these really ornate benches and then they had to take them out because the panhandlers would claim then as their own and fight over them and the people walking around shopping and stuff were getting accosted.

it's a cool place to go to if you don't mind being around white kids with dreadlocks playing hacky sack. you can get dirty looks if you're not cool enough though. but that's part of the fun because they're all a bunch of pussies.

it's really fun to go there with your ghetto ass puerto rican friends with their nikes and 80 dollar jean shorts and scare the shit out of these kids.

[Dorothy Wood]

It's weird how that kind of stuff hasn't changed much since the 90s. The hippie stuff, not the puerto rican friends.

Like you can still buy Bob Marley posters and beaded curtains and incense and it's exactly the same shit they were selling to teenagers 20 years ago. The 90s version of the 70s just seems like a weird thing to be still around.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

oh, there's this really bohemian lesbian college town up the river. it's like a place were you'd go to get a skirt made of hemp and then get your tragus pierced and get some obscure vinyl records. it has a real problem with douchebags pan handling. probably the same type of douchebags. the town put in these really ornate benches and then they had to take them out because the panhandlers would claim then as their own and fight over them and the people walking around shopping and stuff were getting accosted.

it's a cool place to go to if you don't mind being around white kids with dreadlocks playing hacky sack. you can get dirty looks if you're not cool enough though. but that's part of the fun because they're all a bunch of pussies.

it's really fun to go there with your ghetto ass puerto rican friends with their nikes and 80 dollar jean shorts and scare the shit out of these kids.