party tactics....

[abbott]

The story old as time, lost keys trick…

So, here is the scene: multiple parties over multiple days all with an open bar, not to mention awesome food. My family had a plan to manage me and my beer appetite. I was given a rental car in my name as the only driver, and I would be driving people around and not drinking.

Then we are headed to the main event and have 5 minutes to spare but we can’t find the keys……. My smart wife gets us a ride from some random next-door person. We made it on time, but I am not driving tonight. Party is on.

So, last night, a few days later, my wife is all pissed at me alleging that I lost the keys on purpose, also several others have told her it was all planned. Sure, we found the keys as soon as we got back. Wish I could say I planned it, I did not.

[Fern]

Wow gotta remember this move.