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Old 03-12-2010, 12:45 PM
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I'm looking forward to being tied down by my future wife.



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Old 03-12-2010, 12:52 PM
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I'm looking forward to being tied down by my future wife.
Just for future reference - don't use silk scarves. The fabric can slip if you move around and the knots get tighter than you want them to be, and harder to undo. File that away in the back of your brain somewhere.
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Old 03-12-2010, 12:59 PM
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I want to dress cute still just age appropriate. I really hate the super short old lady hairdos though. I want to rock a cute bob or something.

I hope my healthy hair holds up at that age to do so though. I'm guessing most go the super short route because their hair is not as healthy looking as it once was.



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Old 03-12-2010, 01:02 PM
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I want to rock a cute bob or something.
I don't think Bob would oppose being rocked by you. *romshit* omg im hilarious!



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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 03-12-2010, 01:13 PM
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Just for future reference - don't use silk scarves. The fabric can slip if you move around and the knots get tighter than you want them to be, and harder to undo. File that away in the back of your brain somewhere.
Thank you for the tip. Part of my job is to make sure I'm familiar with knots. I would recommend a figure 8 rewoven. It will not move around or become tighter, and is easy to undo. Just saying for the back of your brain...



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Old 03-12-2010, 04:33 PM
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total hippy grandma with a saltNpepper afro, an a immense garden, huge pantry of all my own canning goods overflowing out of it, home library so huge it deserves a separate will, stained glass studio/pottery wheel in the basement and I hope to wear a kimono 24/7.



Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 03-12-2010, 05:03 PM
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I can plan on it but that doesn't mean it'll happen! I just look after it all now so hopefully i'll age ok....allthough i just had a quarter sleeve tattoo so i'm not doing it gracefully. No surgery though, wrinkles gotta look better than the wind tunnel look. And i'm with nodana on the short hair thing, my mum got hers really short in fact most old people i know do but i don't want that for sure, and already got loads of grey hair but keep it dyed, praps one day i'll let it go...i like the lilac rinse Kelly Osbourne had last week!
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:54 PM
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i want silver hair after age 60, to go with my double wide butt i plan on acquiring at my older age. i figure if i manage to look like my grandmothers, that aint a bad deal. my mom's mom just turned 70 (and the earth shook for her on her bday) and even though she's tanned most of her life, she doesnt have leathery skin, nor is it all that wrinkly. she's probably the least wrinkly non-botoxed 70 year old i've ever seen. she's very thin though, i figure the double wide butt is what's waiting for me since im already like halfway there. my mom is a hot (almost) 50 year old. i hear the word "milf" whispered behind me every time I show someone a pic of my mom. it's... flattering... i ... guess...

i also plan on having diabetes. cause im not good at preventing the preventable.



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 03-12-2010, 07:12 PM
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i'll probably look like wilford brimley



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