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Old 01-09-2019, 03:08 AM
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And man. They both made me laugh and made me sad. As I was a happy young buck back then, and now I'm a middle aged tired man.

My favourite though was from Kid Presentable... I have no memory of ever reading this, but fuck it was funny. And with no context, it made it even funnier.

Here it is -

My mixtape dedication to you in mickill's was an attempt to reflect you lascivious,womanising cheesecake eating gangsta. Not an invite for you to sit on my face.

Been on my mind, that has.



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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 01-10-2019, 02:49 AM
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Wrote the whole bloody post and forgot to ask the fucking question which was the whole purpose of the post.

Does anyone else have some funny PMs from years gone by?





No?






I'll be on my way then



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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 01-16-2019, 10:11 AM
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Not a PM, but lolkat is an alt account of mine and I wrote the poem in your signature. Dunno why I made an alt, maybe to post dumb poems? Gonna try to log into lolkat now.



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Old 01-19-2019, 11:08 PM
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Still one of the greatest poems I've ever read.

Along with the one about eating ass by Poem_for_your_sprog on reddit.



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boning.
your mom,
amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 02-03-2019, 04:04 AM
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People used to PM to ask for help with their maths homework...

Last login 5 years ago, amazed I remembered my password, the email address I registered under doesn't even exist...

Love that this place still exists, somehow.



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I am, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

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Old 02-05-2019, 12:47 PM
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Kid Presentable was great. Wonder what he's up to these days.
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