oh fuck

[Dorothy Wood]

the nerd is a player after all.

[paul jones]

that's what I said about my ex

[Dorothy Wood]

umm. so, I basically saw my crush take home another girl and I drunkenly texted him a bit ago "I guess my the ory was wr onge". (edited to escape searchability). which alludes to my theor y that he liked me or whatever. and he just texted back like 15 minutes later, "ok...WHAT w as you r the ory?"

uhh...I think I'm just gonna not say anything back right now because the caps seem aggressive and I'm pretty sure he should be banging that chick right now or something.

I suppose I could be truthful for once. but I can't. if there's a chance that the girl is there with him. so I shall remain mysterious. I think that's the right move.

I am tired of games anyway. but I keep playing them because I don't know what else to do.

[paul jones]

play some Tetris on facebook instead Kel

maybe nothing happened anyway and they just fell asleep.Just don't let it eat away your mind.

[roosta]

tell him your theory was that he was gay.

its the only way out of this.

[Audio.]

facebook has tetris aww sweet!


wot happened with the punk dude with the bomber jacket?

[Dorothy Wood]

punk dude is no more. he was creepin me out.

I wish I could say the gay thing, but that's not normally the kind of thing I would say. I would laugh, but I don't think he would.


now that I'm not drunk, I am debating whether or not I should tell him what I meant or just make up something. I can't help thinking I should just get it out there so I can forget about it. but then I'm afraid it will make our friendship super awkward (it is currently just awkward).

damn it damn it damn it

[Lex Diamonds]

Just do something. Either way you're gonna look weird, but if you tell him about your gay little "the ory" and the fact you watched him leave without saying anything then he will probably sever all contact. Say you meant to text someone else or something.

[kaiser soze]

is ory codeword for oral?

[Lex Diamonds]

No but she's worried he might come on here and search for "theory" and find out what she meant.

[jabumbo]

text messages are searchable?

[Lex Diamonds]

No but Beatsie Boiz Massage Boardz are.

[rirv]

Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

punk dude is no more. he was creepin me out.

I wish I could say the gay thing, but that's not normally the kind of thing I would say. I would laugh, but I don't think he would.


now that I'm not drunk, I am debating whether or not I should tell him what I meant or just make up something. I can't help thinking I should just get it out there so I can forget about it. but then I'm afraid it will make our friendship super awkward (it is currently just awkward).

damn it damn it damn it

You say it's not the kind of thing you'd normally say, but since when did the things you normally say actually work in these situations? Try switching your style.