i miss talking shit with random strangers on the internet

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm always surprised by how many people still come here. Like, not many people post but whenever some shit goes down suddenly they're all crawling out the woodwork.

[Lyman Zerga]

they can suck me sideways

[TurdBerglar]

I can't stand it when you go to a fast food joint and the person ordering in front of you has no fucking clue what they're doing. asking crazy questions and taking way too fucking long. and you're standing behind them screaming to yourself all like.... NO THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING KEY LIME PIE! IT'S A FUCKING GOD DAMN SUBWAY!

then the two white trash all-stars sitting at the other table are trying to flirt with you and get you to sit with them. and you just want to sit down by yourself in peace and eat your sandwich then go back to work. fuck off with your meth faces and yellow teeth and your C-section scars that everyone can see because if your cheap ass booty shorts were rolled down any lower your nasty ass cunt would be on display to these (mostly)fine patrons of subway.

[Lyman Zerga]

whats the point of a c-section scar when you cant show it off?

[Guy Incognito]

white trash all stars is a good name for a band

[Dorothy Wood]

I sometimes come here to make threads and then erase everything. I'm increasingly self-conscious about everything I share online because it doesn't feel anonymous anymore. Also all I ever seem to want to do is complain, and then I get embarrassed about how crabby I am. Or how bossy I get. Here or in comment threads anywhere else. I have dramatically reduced my online commentary across the board. Maybe just because I'm getting old though.

I could complain about yuppies ruining my life, but I think I make people too upset when I complain about white people. I mean even my friend who golfs and owns a condo and a French bull dog, and is white, complains about white people. There needs to be a new name...I guess yuppie works? Just sounds so 80s. I googled "yuppie invasion" and the first result referenced my neighborhood, ha. Time to move!

[TurdBerglar]

yuppies are just as bad as hoodrats