my armpits are on fire!

[TurdBerglar]

how come everyone once in a while deoderant just makes my armpits burn like a mother fucker. they even get kinda blotchy. what the fuck. i didn't even switch brands or open up a new stick. what the fuck.


what the fuck

[jabumbo]

you probably use that dry stick shit


get the gel or the roll on man!

[TurdBerglar]

nah

i use like the solid gel stuff. it's not dry at all.

[Waus]

If you leave it on too long it'll give you a chemical burn. I don't know.

I went backpacking once and the trailguide warned us not to use any, because if you can't wash it off it eventually eats away at your pits.

[TurdBerglar]

i just put this shit on

[Freebasser]

I used to get that a lot. I switched deoderants, and I still get it occasionally, but not as often.

It's probably armpit cancer.

[Randetica]

stop shaving!

[NoFenders]

Mine get like that too once in a while. I have no idea what it is.


I use OldSpice Sport. If that makes any difference.

[TurdBerglar]

i use old spice high endurance fresh scent!

[Bob]

i use mitchum and i get it too occasionally, but not that often i hope that helps

[TurdBerglar]

this only happens like every six months

[HotAndWet]

You might be allergic to the aluminum, they have this brand called tom's of maine that doesn't use it....but honestly it just mixes your bo scent with nice smelling scent and it smells weird.

[Videodrome]

i use degree and that never happens to me.

[TurdBerglar]

im only allergic every six months for like 2 days?

[Bob]

Originally Posted by HotAndWet

You might be allergic to the aluminum, they have this brand called tom's of maine that doesn't use it....but honestly it just mixes your bo scent with nice smelling scent and it smells weird.

that sounds too much like tom of finland for my tastes

[Dorothy Wood]

it's too spicy!


I don't know. there's alcohol in there and sometimes fragrance can be irritating. sometimes there's no explanation for that stuff, your body's just had enough and decided to fight back. could be you're dehydrated or your hormones are fluxuating. you're probably about to start your period. gross.

[TurdBerglar]

do your armpits burn when you're on the rag?

[Dorothy Wood]

no, but sometimes before it happens, my body is more prone to inflammation. and my armpits do burn sometimes when I put deodorant on. I haven't connected the two yet. I don't know, my ex had old spice high endurance and I used it a few times. it burned a lot once that I remember, but not every time.

or like, I have this spot on my right hand ring finger that just starts itching as soon as the temperature drops below 40 degrees or so. it gets all red and irritated, for seemingly no good reason. but it's not always like that.

skin is weird.

[TurdBerglar]

sometimes my ears turn bright red and get very hot


it's like an ear fever

[venusvenus123]

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