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Old 08-06-2009, 09:04 AM
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I won't bake something especially for him. I'll bake something that is easily served in pieces, like lemon squares. I'll give one to everyone. My boyfriend won't mind, then. I told him about this guy and he goes "What, are you in love with him now or something?" Ha. ha.

I don't want to think so insensitively as to call this a project. Somewhere between love and a project. Oh! That sounds like a movie title! Only Call it "Somewhere between love and the projects" and it's a "Spike Lee Joint" *barf!*

He made it sound as if he doesn't enjoy music at all, period. Of course, that could just be something he's decided to say in order to avoid talking about himself. You know, how some people say "I don't watch TV" because they don't watch any one program regularly.



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Old 08-06-2009, 12:35 PM
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I don't want to think so insensitively as to call this a project. Somewhere between love and a project. Oh! That sounds like a movie title! Only Call it "Somewhere between love and the projects" and it's a "Spike Lee Joint" *barf!*

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Old 08-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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do you have a camera phone? we need to see this guy!



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Old 08-06-2009, 02:37 PM
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Have you seen the movie Following? I think it was Christopher Nolan's second movie. It's pretty good.

I'd be careful. You might find out something about this guy you'd rather not know about. Like he's a pedophile. Or a werewolf. Or even a scientologist.



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Old 08-06-2009, 02:40 PM
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i saw a kinda hot guy at aldi today, wasnt attracted to anyone in ages

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Old 08-06-2009, 05:04 PM
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There was a reception today, for people who have worked here for a while. I got honored with an engraved pen, and some cake. He didn't show up so after it was over I stopped by his office and offered him my slice of cake. He looked at it like it was a dead squirrel and he asked if it was any good. I told him I didn't know, because I didn't eat any of it. He said okay and he took it and I left. I didn't even have to bake anything! I'm glad, too. I might have been offended if he'd reacted that way to something I made.



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A picture, you simply must!
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Old 08-06-2009, 06:40 PM
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This gentleman sounds very charming.



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I'd be careful. You might find out something about this guy you'd rather not know about. Like he's a pedophile. Or a werewolf. Or even a scientologist.
Thanks Mike, that's what was trying to say. This guy maybe an interesting subject to study and all, but there is something not right with him. Just maybe Nuzz helps him out of his shell, or maybe he helps her see the salvation that only Tom Cruise can give. Either way, I feel that some nuts shouldn't be cracked.



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Have you seen the movie Following? I think it was Christopher Nolan's second movie. It's pretty good.

I'd be careful. You might find out something about this guy you'd rather not know about. Like he's a pedophile. Or a werewolf. Or even a scientologist.
I did see that, a long time ago. I liked it. I think that afterwards I went around telling people about it and describing it as being a lot like Memento, not realizing it was by the same person. Smart.

I think that I would want to know if he was a criminal or a pedophile. Then I could turn him in and be a hero. If I could crack the mind of the serial killer, I could be like Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs, with my good bag and my cheap shoes.



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photo! at least a sketch or somethin



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Old 08-07-2009, 09:54 AM
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Okay, I'll try, but I don't know how I'm going to get one without making it obvious!



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photo! at least a sketch or somethin
Yeah, just stand at his door and start drawing him all inconspicuous-like.



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