Favourite Beastie Boys Lyrics

[segz107]

"Well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce"

"cheaper than a hot dog without mustard"

"well I'm walkin on water while your steppin in shit so put your sewer boots be-4 your ass gets lit"

"bust into the conductors booth with the busted out rhymes"

THERES TOO MANY!!!!

[Ilovekingadrock]

Mine are when Adrock says "Im that kid in that corner, all fucked up and i wanna so im gonna" Sure shot. And when Mike D says " Is your name Michael Diamond? No mine is Clarence." Shake your rump.

[kittykitty23]

I GOT THE KUNG-FU GRIP BEHIND MY GREEN TRAP KIT!

[DGAF]

"Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove
A good mix tape to put you in the right mood" -Professor Booty

[triple_trouble9]

"Strictly handheld is the style I go. Never rock the mic with the pantyhose, I strap on my ear goggles and I'm ready to go, 'cause at the boards is the man they call the "mario"."

"Sure Shot"- Ill Communication

[notthat1]

Here's mine

"It Takes Time To Build"

By the time Bush is done what will be left
Selling votes like E-pills at the discotheque
Environmental destruction and the national dept
But plenty of dollars left in the fat war chest - Mike D


"Rhyme The Rhyme Well"

Went to the top and never went pop and
Came back down but still not stopping
I'm not even asking, "Yo what's cracking?"
Serving MC's on a platter like baked Alaskan
So start packing because I'm back in
The game of hiphop reprenting Manhattan

Now push the pause button then start ducking
Shhhhh you heard me like I'm E.F. Hutton,
Hutton shhhhhhhh, Hutton shhh, Hutton shhhhhhh,
Hutton SHHHHHHHHH!!!! -Mike D.

[whoomoi]

I got the d double o d double o style

Like miss piggy WHO MOI

What the ponytail? I don't eat snail!

I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex, cause i got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks

Now we be getting stupid in your area
causing all kinds of hysteria
My beats is sick like malaria
But don't worry i'll take care of ya
adrock sounds so sweet when he says that...in the live one

I know i have so much more...just can't think right now

[Betty_808]

by far...the ones in my signature from professor booty!

[fowley]

drive by eggins plaguing LA!
'yo they just caught my little cousin outside man' - not strictly a lyric since its a sample

cant forget the sounds of science,

'droppin science like galileo dropped the orange'

thats a classic in the physics department in college, however not sure if he dropped an orange tho. but it doesnt matter the point is.. well is there a point?

[Base42]

well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
I got the rhyme and reason, but got no cause
well if you're hot-to-trot, and if you're slicker than grease
I got news for y'all crews: you be suckin' like a leech
--MCA--So What'cha Want

[the finkasaurus]

Groggy yed and fried and I'm headin for the staion
D-train ride, Coney Island vacation

[im_country_mike]

"I'm the king of Boogle, the instant higher
I get 11 point for the word Quagmire"
PUTTING SHAME IN YOUR GAME

"We be kicking bass, all up in your face
When it comes to bass well I'm the rythem ace"
UNITE

"I kick it root down, I put my boot down
and if you wanna battle me I'm puttin loot down"
ROOT DOWN

[stillill]

"You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?"

"Not walking around looking to get you cake, the D is for Diamond and it's not for Drake's"

"Like Walt Disney, he's frozen"-Mike D's delivery really sells it

"You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You Would Think I'm From Paris"

"Went to the prom wore the fly blue rental"

"Keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic"

"Droppin' science like Galileo dropped the orange"

obviously my sig too

[themikedee]

How about this......
Yo Paul this is Allan and you can kiss my ass...blurp..I'm no interested in you anyhow...I'm just interested in the B-boys...so *&^* you my man

Or
My favorite New York Knick is Hawthorne Wingo...

[Stikky]

i was putting out albums when you were sucking your moms dick

[beastiegirrl101]

"Yo' suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount"

Now I gotta keep it goin keep it goin full stream to sweet to be sour to nice to be mean....

Now I'm Adrock and I shock and I tic and I toc and I can't stop with the body rock....

XOXO

[icy manipulator]

becuase i saw you at the check out line, you dropped your coupons and you were looking fine

[kleptomaniac]

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?!"

[Lihi]

Well I don't know if I can actually choose a favorite lyric (except the "Is your name M. Diamond" one ), but I must say that I was really, really moved by Open Letter to NYC. I believe it to be the only emotional song that the Beasties have ever wrote, and I find it very special.

[laurie_hammy]

Originally Posted by kleptomaniac

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?!"

YO BABY WHATS UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Offered Her A Sip-SIP

[funk63]

high roller, big baller i call em creullers but u no their called crawlers! we keep it movin till the broad day light bgirls of the world unite aiiight??-MCA

I drive like a maniac on the streets and I dont give a fuck cuz i got the beats got my nuts swingin’ from left to right and right to left and I’m death defying
-Mike D

[laurie_hammy]

I Said One Week Spring Break It Aint Funny
Two Days Passed An Im Runnin Outta Money
-Adrock

[BeastieLips]

i'm mike d and i get respect
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

met a girl at a party and i gave her my card
man, you know that it said napoleon bonaparte

more adidas sneakers than a plumbers got pliers
got more suits than jacoby and meyers

keyboard money mark
you know he ain't havin' it
just give him some wood
and he'll build you a cabinet

me, adam, adam, and the mario c

there's too many to list.

[z-boy]

i think her names lucy, but they all call her loose
i think i thought i seen her on 8th and forty deuce
the next thing she said "my place or yours?
lets kick some base, behind closed doors"

[laurie_hammy]

At The Moment

So Ease Up On The Bong To Ease That Coughin
Butters On The Table Now Watch It Soften
Bring In Those Beats An Ima Bring Them Oftennn
Ima Keep Rappin When Im In Mah Coffin !

or

ADROCK IN THE HOUSE YA DONT STOP !
Its The B - E - A - S - T- I - E - B O-Y-S WITH THE MOST FINESSE

Dont Mean To Be Crude Dont Mean To Be Crass
But Listen Juliani You Can Kiss Mah Ass
Ya Heard My Word Now Dove Ya Play The Preature
Get On The Mic If Ya Love All The Creature !

[Guy Incognito]

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choice Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens

I have no bloody idea who jj evans is but I frickin love this bit from makin with the freak freak

[laurie_hammy]

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito

I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged
I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range
Well I'm The Ladies' Choice Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens

I have no bloody idea who jj evans is but I frickin love this bit from makin with the freak freak

Shit yeah ! ILL COMMUNICATION !!!

[chrisd]

Originally Posted by Huh?

I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it

agreed

[jrockdaplanet]

that's a tuff1 yall... maybe-

CUZ I'M THE HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER
THE BEST THAT YOU CAN GET
A STRAPPED SHOP-LIFTER
A PIRATE ON CASSETTE!

or maybe...

HEY LADIES IN THE PLACE I'M CALLIN OUT TO YA
THERE NEVER WAS A CITY KID TRUER & BLUER
- THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
& I GOT MORE HITS THAN SORATORA O!

about the soratora o thing. i'm not sure i spelled the name right or even who that person is, but i really don't care. all i know is whoever it was must've had hits galore in some category or another. whatever- too many nice bboy rhymes to choose a favorite. by the time i finished i'd end up quoting every line of every album, so just memorize 'em all, k? ~PACE V

[licknowd3r]

Baaaaam Supernature god damn, the creme da la creme who know i am, ad rock, aka sharp cheddar mother za better.




yepp booty that's what it is.