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Old 03-25-2010, 03:55 PM
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So, ads are supposed to make me want to purchase what's in the ad right? Especially fashion related?

This is the most unflattering lingerie I have ever seen.



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Old 03-25-2010, 03:57 PM
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I should have called this "ad fail".

Thread title fail.


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Old 03-25-2010, 04:06 PM
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Makes her looks like she has an odd body. Maybe she has an odd body and the company are an equal opportunities employer and she's actually disabled. YOU BITCH!
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:58 AM
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Looks sexy. For grandmothers.


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Old 03-26-2010, 05:49 AM
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Are those some sort of maternity panties?


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Old 03-26-2010, 01:13 PM
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seriously. Aren't these type of things supposed to make a woman more appealing?

It's not working. And to be fair, I have a short torso and wide hips like she does and would look just as bad.


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Old 03-26-2010, 02:32 PM
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i often wonder why certain peoples (read: hipster ladies to whom AA ads are targeted) wear such awful unflattering things. i have never seen so many skinny girls look so awkward. and that girl on the ad probably has a bangin body, but you really cant tell.


thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 03-26-2010, 03:00 PM
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reality is a shit of a thing

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Old 04-01-2010, 01:11 AM
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The Sasha Grey ad sort of cancels out any wrong they've done in my mind.

thats NSFW in the slightest, btw.


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Old 04-01-2010, 02:00 AM
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She was weird in The Girlfriend Experience. Really good in scenes where she could've floated, and really bad in a scene where it really counted.


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Old 04-01-2010, 11:57 AM
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A few google news searches for American Apparel and its not difficult to see why the adds are bizzaro or creepy.


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A personal favorite:


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