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Old 09-06-2009, 02:15 PM
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Unhappy I don't know how to flirt.

I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12.

Tell me how to flirt, plz.



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Old 09-06-2009, 02:28 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

that's how I do it. So I couldn't tell you.

There has only been twice in my life that I was able to flirt outright with someone. Both times I was drunk. And to the second one I said he was cute, but then I dropped the flirting then I started the flirting via punching thing.

He is now my boyfriend though so maybe a little of both complimenting and being a 12 year old works okay.

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Old 09-06-2009, 02:35 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

It's easy. Walk up to a guy you like (me for example) and put your tongue in his mouth.
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:04 PM
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I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12.

Tell me how to flirt, plz.
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:16 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

i don't know how to flirt either and it sucks extra because guys are expected to make the first move which i'm not known for doing

try defying a gender role or two ladies, geez
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:20 PM
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I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.


ladies, a lot of blokes will talk to a woman thinking she was flirting with them and actually she was thinking " i wish this twat would piss off" what i am trying to say is that being yourself is a good start and that blokes know fuck all really. it doesnt matter if ladies get a bit tongue tied, well not to me anyway



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:23 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

Yeah, most of us will consider talking with a girl to be flirting.



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:30 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:16 PM
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I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.
So are you saying I shouldn't be worried and that these fellas are aware that I'm flirting with them?



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:18 PM
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the only times i'm ever sure that a woman is talking to me and not flirting with me is when she uses the phrase "my boyfriend" and even then it depends on the context
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:21 PM
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i hope there is an austrian version of bob somewhere, some lonely and love hungry dude

i would bang the fucking guts out of him



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:44 PM
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All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.
So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them?



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Old 09-07-2009, 02:08 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.



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Old 09-07-2009, 02:12 PM
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physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis
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